Thursday, March 10, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Signs That Congress Is On Steroids

10. House Majority Leader Tom DeLay is now using a sledge hammer for a gavel

9. You have to wrestle the Sergeant at Arms to get onto the floor

8. Rep. Wally Herger: Last Year - Wrote 3 Bills; This Year - 25 Bills

7. Instead of Tax Cuts, Congress now only interested in huge USDA Choice cuts of meat

6. House Armed Services Committee now armed-to-the-teeth

5. Sen. John McCain ripped Lincoln out of his chair at the memorial and put chair in his office

4. Sen. Ted Stevens proposing legislation for more nudity on television

3. New sub-committee - Ways and Means of getting Balco Steroids

2. Replaced filibusters with Cage of Steel Death Matches

1. Sen. Bill Frist was caught giving Sen. Trent Lott a shot in the ass

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