Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Things That Were Different With The White House Christmas Party Yesterday

10. The Lincoln Group wrote all new Christmas music

9. They used the Lincoln Bedroom to torture suspected terrorists, but with a Holiday theme to it

8. Because of his pending trial, Jack Abramoff couldn't funnel in as much money to it this year

7. Instead of being kissed under the holly, person had to come with another reason to justify staying in Iraq

6. The Christmas Tree in the West Wing was just like the ones they'll be cutting down in Alaska when they begin to drill for oil

5. No punch this year - Former FEMA Director Michael Brown was supposed to bring it

4. Gifts were wrapped with Iraqi newspapers, but each had a personalized headline

3. Vice President Cheney was at Texas fundraiser for Tom DeLay but sent his #@$%#! Regards

2. White House Staff pitched in to get President Bush new DVD player- Old one was burnt out from over usage

1. Lewis 'Scooter" Libby was Santa Claus this year - it was the only way they could get him into the White House

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