Friday, March 07, 2008

Top Ten Cloves: If Hillary Clinton Is A Monster, The Movies That Would Be Made About Her

News Item: 'Hillary Clinton's a monster': Obama aide blurts out attack in Scotsman interview

10. I Was A Teenage Hillary Clinton

9. Friday The Hillary Clinton

8. Frankenhillary

7. Hillary Clinton of the Corn

6. Village of The Hillary Clinton

5. HillaryClintonknockers

4. Rosemary's Hillary Clinton

3. Texas Chainsaw Hillary Clinton

2. Night of the Living Hillary Clinton

1. The Hillary Clinton That Ate Tokyo

Bonus Five More Monster Hillary Movies
5. Bride of Frankenhillary

4. Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenhillary

3. The Amityville Hillary

2. 13 Hillary Clintons

1. The Hillary Clinton of the Opera

(H/T to Monster Movies)

Bonus Brouhaha Riffs

The Swamp: Obama adviser regrets calling Clinton a 'monster'

TPM Election Central: Power Resigns Over Hillary-Is-Monster Comment

David Corn: In "Monster"-Gate, Clintonites Get Away with a Slur, While Respected Obama Aide Falls

Vote For Hillary!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

LOL! How about 'Hillaryfield'? Great post. Obama's aid was right. Hillary is a monster. Of course not the same kind of monster as Hitler, Mao & Stalin; but a monster nonetheless.
absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
claim to care for people

call yourself progressive
your policies hurt poor folk

absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
elect women presidents

who cover for their husbands
who rape other women

absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
vote for any woman

better than any man
none could make things any worse

if you're MAD
punish your country
VOTE for Hillary


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