Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Why Time Magazine Is Allowing Their Reporter To Testify With Special Prosecutor

10. Hates being called "reprehensible"; Wants to stay on the good side of Vice President Cheney

9. Made a deal so they wouldn't be fined for having illegal immigrant workers

8. Two reporters that testify - Bragging rights over the New York Times

7. Thinks Fitzgerald likes woman reporters better; Hopes to get inside scoop on investigation

6. Chance to turn the tables and smear Karl Rove

5. Baiting Maureen Dowd to slam her in column and boost Time's circulation

4. Unlike Bob Woodward, Viveca Novak advised her editors of talks with Rove's lawyer

3. Wants a screaming "Inside The Grand Jury" cover story for December

2. Will have excuse if Viveca punches out a fellow airline passenger

1. Hoping that Fitzgerald gets his Novaks confused and gives Viveca the second source Robert used

1 comment:

  1. Grand Jury testimony of Time magazine reporter Viveca Novak leaked by Rove-ing reporter (humor).

    It is posted at: Novak Tells Grand Jury Who Leaked First
    Bobbing and weaving, a tangled web we do. Book him, Danno.
    Please keep my identity a secret. Double super Secret.
    Middle-aged, Middle-of-the-road, Mid-Westerner

    We can only hope that Fitz doesn't fizzle.
    I think Mr. Fitzgerald's motto should be: "If you do a white collar crime then you will serve blue collar time." Look where he lodged Judith Miller. A few months in a blue collar jail and she was ready to sing. Unfortunately, she says she forgot the words

    The Times & Post They Should Be A-Changin

    Bloggers Request:

    Come writers and critics
    Who prophesize with your pen
    And keep your eyes wide
    The chance won't come again
    And don't speak too soon
    For the wheel's still in spin
    And there's no tellin' who
    That it's namin'.
    For the loser now
    Will be later to win
    For the Times & Post should be a-changin'.

    Good Bye Sulzberger, Keller, Miller, and Woodward!

    Fitzgerald's response:

    Come politician's, journalists
    Please heed the call
    Don't stand in the doorway
    Don't block up the hall
    For he that gets hurt
    Will be he who has stalled

    There's a battle outside
    And it is ragin'.
    It'll soon shake your windows
    And rattle your walls
    For a new jury and more indictments are a-comin'

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