Top Ten Cloves: Names Considered To Rename Wall Street

As part of the government's pending, unprecedented, massive, enormous bailout of Wall Street, a component of the proposed plans include the renaming of Wall Street, to commemorate the crisis.

10. You Say Bailout, We Say Loan Place

9. Trillion Dollar Turnover Turnpike

8. The McCain-Hoover Highway

7. The Economy is Fundamentally Sound Street

6. Subprime Causeway

5. Sucker Street

4. Hey Buddy, Can You Spare A Billion Dollar Bailout Boulevard

3. Bush McCain Policy Promenade

2. Dewey Cheatem and Howe Highway

1. And You Thought The Keating Five Scandal Was Bad Boulevard


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