Top Ten Cloves: Other Things Eric Cantor Is Planning To Harass Democrats

News Item: Beat ‘Em Up

10. Robo Calls to their office: "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?"

9. The old "Hand Buzzer" handshake

8. Super Glue their papers to their desks

7. Spitballs

6. Toilet Paper their offices

5. The "Hertz Doughnut"trick

4. Tape "Kick Me" signs on their backs

3. Sprinkle the Democrats Coat Room with Itching Powder

2. Whoopie Cushions

1. To really screw up the Democrats, actually come up with an idea