Top Ten Cloves: Other Things Majority of Republicans Believe ACORN Orchestrated

News Item: Poll: Majority Of Republicans Think Obama Didn't Actually Win 2008 Election -- ACORN Stole It!

10. Smuggling a baby Barack Obama, out of Kenya, and forging a fake Hawaiian Birth Certificate

9. Sinking of The Maine

8. It was ACORN who gave Senator Larry Craig a wide-stance

7. Katie Couric asking Sarah Palin tough questions, like, "What books or magazines do you read?"

6. Acorn planted Congressmen David Vitter's number in the D.C. Madem's phone book

5. Nixon, taking the United States off the Gold Standard

4. Forced Ted Haggard to seek a Masseuse

3. The Lindbergh Baby Kidnapping

2. The Balloon Boy fiasco was really an ACORN Satellite being launched

1. Somehow influenced Bill Belichoke going for it on 4th down


Bonus PartyofNoicans Riffs

Will Bunch-Attytood: The 26 Percent Solution

David Dayen: GOP Fearmongering Succeeds In Casting Doubt On Legitimacy Of The Electoral Process

Digby: Illegitimacy

Spencer Ackerman: A Paucity Of Explanations

Steve M - ACORN: THE OTHER SUPERVILLAINS WITH SUPERPOWERS

Glenn Greenwald: The unconstitutionality of the congressional GOP's ACORN obsession