Special Sing-Along: Dick, The Magic Vice Prez

To honor and comemorate the arraignment today of I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, The Garlic wants everybody to join in and serenade Scooter with "Dick, The Magic Vice-Prez".

(It goes to the melody of Puff The Magic Dragon)

Dick, The Magic Vice-Prez

Dick, the magic vice-prez, lived in DC
And frolicked in the bottemless pit of Halliburton money
Little Scooter Libby loved that rascal Dick
And brought him leaks with other sneaks and bigger Neocon stuff, oh …

Dick, the magic vice-prez, lived in DC
And frolicked in the bottemless pit of Halliburton money
Dick, the magic vice-prez, lived in DC
And frolicked in the bottemless pit of Halliburton money

Together they would travel, on a jet with secure email
Scooter kept a lookout perched on Dick's gigantic money trail
Noble kings and British PM's would bow whene'er the came
Corporate ships would lower their flag when Dick roared out his name, oh …

Dick, the magic vice-prez, lived in DC
And frolicked in the bottemless pit of Halliburton money
Dick, the magic vice-prez, lived in DC
And frolicked in the bottemless pit of Halliburton money

A vice-prez lives forever, but not so little Scooters
Ugly leaks and oil-rich shieks make way for other ploys
One grey night it happened, Little Scooter came no more
And Dick that magic vice prez, he increased his fearless roar, oh ...

Dick, the magic vice-prez, lived in DC
And frolicked in the bottemless pit of Halliburton money
Dick, the magic vice-prez, lived in DC
And frolicked in the bottemless pit of Halliburton money

His head was cocked like Zorro, greenbacks fell like rain
Dick no longer went to play along that DC lane
Without his life-long friend, Dick could now ride waves
So Dick the magic vice prez, joyfully dug his crtics graves, oh ...

Dick, the magic vice-prez, lived in DC
And frolicked in the bottemless pit of Halliburton money
Dick, the magic vice-prez, lived in DC
And frolicked in the bottemless pit of Halliburton money

Dick, The Magic Vice-Prez wants you to sing his song, loud and proud!