Friday, September 16, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Questions On The Vatican Probe To Weed Out Gay Priests

10. Do you like to sew and cook?

9. If having to make a choice, which would you see first - A Bette Midler impersonator or a Judy Garland impersonator?

8. What color would you like to see the rectory painted? If purple, or pink, explain.

7. Do you special order your civilian clothes and shoes from exotic catalogs?

6. Should the Catholic Church have a 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy? If yes, explain.

5. Do you, and the others in the seminary, watch 'Will and Grace' as a group?

4. Has an older priest every flirted or made a pass at you? If yes, how did you respond?

3. Do you really enjoy doing the flower arrangements for the Easter Services?

2. Upon being ordained, would you want a parish in Greenwich Village, New York, or in Topeka, Kansas?

1. Which 'Sex In The City' character do you most identify with?

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