9. "I see that Kucinich brought his own sandwich tonight ..."
8. "Being the Bears fan that he is, I heard he might give Jay Cutler a medal, or something ..."
6. Someone claims Rep. Joe Wilson shouted out "Only thing missing is the Mighty Mouse theme music ..."
5. "Hey, get this, John Thune is going around telling people no way is he going to invest in Sputnik ...
3. "Did you see Palin called Reagan "America's Lifeguard" the other day? ... Is she trying to say Obama belongs at that Pennsylvania swimming club? ..."
2. "What's the difference between Obama, and Taco Bell's meat? - Nothing, neither Taco Bell, or his speech, has much beef ..."
1. "Instead of letting the Tea Party have her, maybe we should have Bachmann give our official response - what's the worst that could happen? ..."