28 November 2008... On The Garlic
Shop Until You Drop ... Dead!
He's Funny That Way
Have Shovel, May Run?
28 November 2007... On The Garlic
"I have neither the time nor legal background to figure out who’s right." ... Joe Klein and Time (Stood Still) Magazine Follow-Up
28 November 2005... On The Garlic
Bush Team Denies Plans To Bomb Al-Jazeera
Breaking News! O'Reilly, Al-Qaeda In Heated Argument Over SF Targets
Top Ten Cloves: Things President Bush Is Thankful For Every Day
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Friday, November 27, 2009
I don't want to spend much time, thought, or energy on this drivel, of either a Mommy Moose Presidency, or having the infantile, racist, zipperhead Beck on the ticket with her.
We've already seen this movie.
Idiocracy - Trailer
Neither one of them has an electrolyte between them.
Idiocracy Brawndo's Got Electrolytes
Help Me Mr. Wizard!
Ron Beasley: Too Stupid to be a Democracy
Skippy the bush kangaroo: sarah, palin tall
Alex Seitz-Wald: Beck’s Sexist Reason For Ruling Out Palin-Beck Ticket: She’d Always Be ‘Yapping’ Like We’re ‘In The Kitchen’
Azaria Jagger: Glenn Beck Dismisses Palin-Beck 2012 Because Sarah Belongs 'in the Kitchen'
bluegal: Glenn Beck rules out Palin/Beck 2012: "What, I'm gonna take a backseat to a chick?"
H/T to Barry Crimmins on this one
Here's a rather depressing "color by numbers" set you likely didn't find in the bargain aisle, on this iconic retail shopping day-from-hell.
It shows, rather bleakly, people are dropping, even before they go shopping.
Latoya Egwuekwse'a post notes;
In the face of the worst economic upheaval since the Great Depression, millions of Americans are hurting, The above interactive map serves as a vivid representation of just how much ..."The Decline: The Geography of a Recession
Be sure to click "Play" and be amazed.
Well, at least there's no news reports - yet - of Walmart having anyone killed.
Bad Day At Black Rock
Barry Crimmins: Unapologetic
$5-Billion Sale Goes To Two Finance Groups ... Neiman Marcus Sells Self Through Catalog - "Almost Threw Away Book In Recycling", Says Buyer
GoldenPalace.Com Rumored To Win Lunch With Buffet for $351G's ... Funds Go To Charity; Extra's Included Oracle of Omaha Being Tattooed With Casino Logo
Hooters Applauds FDA Breast Implant Vote ... Opens Doors For More Woman To Become 'Hooter Girls'
27 November 2008... On The Garlic
Happy Bird Day!
27 November 2007... On The Garlic
Good Posts Alert - Larisa Alexandrovna's "The Permanent Republican Majority"
Another Case of He Should Have Used The Google!
Top Ten Cloves: Reasons Time Magazine Hasn't Corrected Joe Klein's Egregiously Error-Filled FISA Articles
27 November 2006... On The Garlic
Developing Story - No Slogans or Spin For Bush With New Labeling of Iraq; White House In Quandary Over Calling War On Terror A “Civil War”; WHIG, Lincoln Group Empty; “President Loses All His Slogans, Rhetoric ... Not Enough Time To Ramp Up”
Top Ten Cloves: Things About The New CIA Personality Test
Thursday, November 26, 2009
26 November 2008... On The Garlic
Well ... The Day Didn't Go As Planned ...
26November 2007... On The Garlic
The Condoleezza Rice Ballroom Dancing & Charm School ... Or: Shopping For A Legacy on Cyber Monday
Oh, Please, Please, Please! ... Make The Citizen's Arrest, Al ... Make The Citizen's Arrest!
26 November 2006... On The Garlic
Weekend Special - Sautéed Cloves
More Eggnog, Mr. President? ... The Results - The Garlic's Weekly Poll
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Well, as we wrote earlier this week, it's been a rough month on this end, taking us completely out of our game, and posting a lot of goose-eggs.
We hope to begin getting back on track, right after the holiday, with a few new posts (already partially composed - Hint, we'll be inducting a few new Ignorant Dolts into the ranks).
So, on this damp, cool, holiday eve, we've got a tune you can unwind to, perhaps a cocktail in hand, after a night of preparation for the big day tomorrow.
It comes from under-heralded vibraphonist, Dave Pike.
Dave Pike Quartet - Wild Is the Wind
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
24 November 2008... On The Garlic
Breaking ... Mukasey Fainting Due To Deep Introspection ...In Middle of Speech, Attorney General Suddenly Realized He Was Part of Bush Administration
What Would Joseph Smith Do?
Is It A Palin Truth Squad? .... Ya Betch'Ya!
24 November 2007... On The Garlic
Hello Dolly! ... Just In Time For Christmas ...
24 November 2005... On The Garlic
Top Ten Cloves: Things About Thanksgiving This Year
Monday, November 23, 2009
Sunday, November 22, 2009
22 November 2008... On The Garlic
Our Ignorant Dolt of The Week .... Daniel Henninger! ...Or: Oh No, Another Pinhead War on Christmas
The Mommy Moose Fan Club
Remembering THE GAME ... Harvard Beats Yale 29-29
22 November 2006... On The Garlic
Top Ten Cloves: Uses For The Cancelled O.J. Book On Thanksgiving Day
22 November 2005... On The Garlic
Happy Holiday Garlic Fans!