Well, Happy New Year, for starters.
At the last minute, we decided to to take the day off, being, well, it was a holiday, and, we had other festivities, namely a family member's birthday to celebrate, and, being here in Boston, we would have broken the law if we didn't sit and watch the NHL's over-produced, over-hyped Winter Classic, at legendary Fenway Park.
As for today, there was nine-inches of snow to shovel, and, after hitting it twice, we were left in a very un-creative mood.
So, we ring in the New Year with a gem-of-a-gem for you.
The YouTube title credits it as "The Crusaders", when, actually, it is Crusader drummer Stix Hooper (who we got to sit behind, and talk with, at a Sonny Rollins concert in Los Angeles, back in the early 1980's), from his album, 'The World Within'.
Jasmine Breeze / THE CRUSADERS
Saturday, January 02, 2010
Well, Happy New Year, for starters.
2 January 2008... On The Garlic
No Wait, It's Not Thompson Who's Going To Save The Country, It's Now Michael Bloomberg ...Or, Bipartisanship: Conservatism In Bloomberg Clothing
D.B. Cooper Is Barbarosa ... Or Is It Barbarosa Is D.B. Cooper?
2 January 2007... On The Garlic
Twelve Days of Dubya ...The Ninth Day
Top Ten Cloves: Things President Bush Is Thinking Of Doing To Have A Better 2007
2 January 2006... On The Garlic
Feliz Año Nuevo! … Bonne Année! … Nuovo Anno Felice! … Ano Novo Feliz!
Friday, January 01, 2010
1 January 2009... On The Garlic
Happy New Year!
1 January 2008... On The Garlic
"We Still Had Manners" ... Barry Crimmin's Year In Review
Something Off The Beaten Track ... How I Introduced the French to Onion Rings
Top Ten Cloves: Other New Years Resolutions President Bush Is Planning On Making
1 January, 2007... On The Garlic
Twelve Days of Dubya ...The Eighth Day
Happy New Year!
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Oh boy, leave it to Tweety.
H/T to John Cole, over on Balloon Juice, for the catch;
This Chris Matthews quote is a Palinesque work of art:
MATTHEWS: And I think we have got to get serious about catching terrorists, not just catching weapons. I‘m waiting for the terrorist who knows kung fu or something that gets on an airplane without a weapon. God knows what that is going to be like.
Hey, Gerald, happy new year, even under this circumstance.
We go from a kid, putting a bomb in his underwear, to sketching out a new Jackie Chan movie?
Steve Benen was also scratching his head;
Also note the context: Matthews is urging us to "get serious" about counterterrorism, and in the next sentence, warning us of the potentially deadly consequences of terrorists who know "kung fu or something."
Oh man ...
Was Tweety hitting the punch a little early this evening?
But, on another note, Tweety's wing-in-mouth solved our New Year's Eve music choice.
Everybody, get up and shake it!
Carl Douglas - Kung fu fighting(original)
Bonus Tweety Riffs
MSNBC's Matthews Uninjured Pulling Head Out Of Judy Miller's Ass ...Hardball Host Fawns Over Former White House Stenographer; Stays Away From Tough Questions
Clooney: Wouldn’t Cast Matthews In A Daydream ...When Pressed, Matthews Admits Miffed Not Cast in Clooney Film ...“Forget This Zelig Mishmash, I Could Have Played McCarthy … And Played Him Damn Good”
Was Tweety Covering Morning Jokes' Back?
There was much hub-bub on the World Wide Web last evening, with the news that the "Cheeseburger That Sweats" (h/t Barry Crimmins), aka Rush Limbaugh was rushed to the hospital, ironically, in Hawaii, after suffering chest pains.
No doubt, there are people out there, mumbling like Solazzo, from 'The Godfather' this morning with the news that Limbaugh is resting comfortably.
Some of the Flying Monkeys, of the Right Wing Freak Show, were, already, last night, sending out shots-across-the-bow, dare anyone start making death jokes about one of our grandfathered Ignorant Dolts.
I, for one, hope he lives a long, long, life;
- Long enough to see the despicable garbage schtick he promulgates, promotes (proudly, no less), and, otherwise revels in, becomes totally repudiated, and becomes a neon pariah for the rest of his life.
- That he lives long, so that he can see the country bounce back, become great again, under Democrat Leadership.
- That he lives long enough to see a woman, perhaps a black, gay woman, elected President.
- So that he can see the people he cheerleaded - The Commander Guy, The Shawdow President, and all the dwarfs, finks, phonies and frauds of The Bush Grindhouse - take their Perp Walk, if not in this country, than in the World Court, to pay for their War Crimes.
- So that he can see millions of Americans become healthy, with a broad, robust Healtcare Plan, brought about by the Democrats
- So that, hopefully, a cured Michael J. Fox, can spit in his face
Will Bunch, on Attytood, shares this;
So, get well, Rush Limbaugh. And get well quickly, because I want to make fun of you for vacationing in that "exotic" Barack Obama-producing state of Hawaii.
So does James Akers Jr., posting on Twitter, perhaps the best of well-wishes;
I hope Rush Limbaugh is saved by a black homosexual doctor with a questionable immigration status
Adrian Chen, over on Gawker, points out the Prayer Vigils taking place;
Our buddies over at the Free Republic know how to save Rush Limbaugh: Internet prayer vigil! There are like 150 prayers already! Do you realize what this means? Tonight could be the night we find out if God exists
Yeah, what if God was one of him...
31 December 2008... On The Garlic
Top Ten Cloves: Ways Harry Reid and Democrats Can Keep Roland Burris From Taking Senate Seat
Year End Brings Another Sad Note ... Loss of Jazz Giant Freddie Hubbard
31 December 2006... On The Garlic
Twelve Days of Dubya ...The Seventh Day
Weekend Special - Sautéed Cloves 31 December 2006
Buck Up Rick, There'll Likely Be Better Days Ahead ... The Results - The Garlic Week Poll
31 December 2005... On The Garlic
Weekend Special - Sautéed Cloves
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
There is a story sweeping across the media today on this incredible mystery, out in San Francisco, this headline greeting me upon firing up the computer this morning;
San Francisco’s sea lion horde evacuates its Pier 39 home
Is it Climate Change, reaching down it's mighty fist, snatching up the slithery, yelping Sea Lions?
A new "Zodiac Killer" targeting the sea mammals?
From Daniel Stone, at Newsweek;
At San Francisco’s famed Pier 39, tourists are treated to a perfectly fascinating scene of California Sea Lions sunning themselves on floating wooden platforms, yelping ferociously and diving over one another. But not anymore, according to an AP story published yesterday that highlights a strange exodus of virtually all sea lions from the area. The Washington Post gave the story top billing on its website, as did the LA Times and over 400 other news sources. The Huffington Post was the most sensational, accentuating the alarming (and misleading) headline: San Francisco’s Famous Sea Lions Have VANISHED.
Sea lion visitation to Pier 39 fluctuates with the season. Numbers during the summer – at one point as high as 1,700 – usually drop to about 60 to 100 in the winter months of December and January due to weather and food accessibility in the Bay. This year has been a little more extreme, but it hasn’t hit zero. About a dozen sea lions have stuck around to entertain Embarcadero tourists. And the numbers that did stick around when the weather got cold in November were slightly higher than normal this time of year.
And, more, from Alexis Madrigal, over on Wired;
The sea lions’ disappearance is as strange as their initial colonization of the pier about 20 years ago, in late 1989. They just started showing up one day and as their numbers increased, their traditional hang out, Seal Rocks, became less populated. There are all sorts of theories about why the pier became a favorite haul-out spot for the sea lions, but no one knows for sure why the animals’ behavior changed.
Stoudt averred that the officials at the Marine Mammal Center weren’t worried about the animals’ disappearance from their standard location. The sea lions are migratory animals, after all, and it’s natural for them to move around.
So, even though no one has found them, “there really isn’t a reason to be looking for them,” Stoudt said.
Just an enormously slow news day, in which an otherwise non-news-story would be totally overlooked, and dismissed, gets top billing with racing, forest-fire speed.
The Sea Lions' migratory habits, and follow-the-food-instincts not withstanding, there is a rather simple reason they all up, and left.
They had to be getting the message late, but someone, or something, hipped them that they were hanging out at one of the culturally foulest, crudest, greediest tourist traps in all the lands, Pier 39.
It is a rank armpit of a place.
And, that they built an "observation deck" to exploit the Sea Lions, to suck in more hapless tourists, well, it's poetic justice that the Sea Lions gave them a proverbial "Up Yours!" and got out of there.
Way to go Sea Lions, way to go ...
30 December 2008... On The Garlic
30 December 2007... On The Garlic
Three For The Road To Democracy (And How To Make SUV Sunroofs Safer) ... Perrin and Crimmins ... And Perrin Again ...
What If Spartacus Ran The Justice Department? ...The Bush administration's dumbest legal arguments of the year
A spoonful of sugar helps the history go down ... Edward Copeland Review of 'Charlie Wilson's War'
30 December 2006... On The Garlic
Twelve Days of Dubya ...The Sixth Day
Garlic Special: A George Bush Dream - The Victory
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Ah, no posts today, as we ran out of gas.
Better said, we got "froze" out of gas, as it was a bitter, bitter cold a day around these parts, with single digit/low teens for temps, and below-zero windchills, thanks to 26+ MPH winds, gusting into the 40's.
Rest Of Tonight - Mostly clear and windy. Colder. Near steady temperature around 8 above. Northwest winds 20 to 30 mph. Gusts up to 45 mph...decreasing to 35 mph.As Barry Crimmins would say, it was "colder than Dick Cheney's heart" out there today.
So, rather than grunt, and struggle, to come up with something, we set our minds to a better place, a much warmer place, with the help of the legendary Gil Evans ...
The kind of place ...
Gil Evans - Where Flamingos Fly
29 December 2008... On The Garlic
I Won't Dance
29 December 2007... On The Garlic
Yes, Virginia, Even Sadder, Little Billy Kristol Is Going To The NYT
29 December 2006... On The Garlic
Twelve Days of Dubya ...The Fifth Day
Developing Story - Self-Admitted Killer Offers Details of Friendship With ‘Godfather of Soul’; Former Ramsey Suspect Claims Was With James Brown In Final Hours; Says Longtime Friend, Confidant of Legendary Singer; Plans Were To Make Young Ramsey Girl “Princess of Soul”
Top Ten Cloves: Things Overheard During The NSC Meeting At President’s Crawford Ranch
Monday, December 28, 2009
We had hoped to get through the holidays with only the need for a little light dusting.
Much as we would at home, turning the thermostat down if we were to be away a few days, we dialed down, a crank, or two, the Ignorant Dolt detector.
It was, after all, Christmas, and we would have like to think that people could hold it back, contain themselves through the holiday.
Ahh, the lessons that we learn ...
I suppose, though, that now is as good a time as any.
Afterall Mary "Free Scooter Libby" Matalin, long, long ago, established her Ignorant Dolt credentials.
It was sheer laziness on our part, for not fitting her with the Ignorant Dolt Crown and Sceptre, for her bevy of outlandish displays of amazing doltness.
If we were ever to create a statue, a la The Oscar, to bestow upon our Ignorant Dolts, Matalin would, definitely, be up, high on the list, top two, or three, for its' likeness.
And how did Mary "The World Will Come To An End Under Democrats" Matalin put her Ignorant Dolt foot into her Ignorant Dolt mouth?
Mary Matalin claims President Bush ‘inherited’ the September 11th terror attacks
On CNN today, GOP strategist and former Dick Cheney adviser Mary Matalin argued that President Obama is speaking too much about the severe debt, deficits, and economic recession he inherited from the previous administration. Defending her former boss, Matalin charged that President Bush had in fact “inherited a recession” and the September 11th attacks from President Clinton:
MATALIN: I was there, we inherited a recession from President Clinton and we inherited the most tragic attack on our own soil in our nation’s history. And President Bush dealt with it and within a year of his presidency within a comparable time, unemployment was at 5 percent.Oh no, you didn't really say that, did you Mary?
After all the documentation on how The Bush Grindhouse blew off the Clinton Administrations terrorism work, naturally, because they were too busy planning on how they were going to attack Iraq.
The Commander Guy's vacation, and the ignored PDB?
It may be Mary, that you are such an Ignorant Dolt, they cut you out of the loop.
Rove, or Dan Bartlett, maybe even Andy Card, didn't send you the memo?
The memo that said, since The Bush Grindhouse was out of business, since WHIG was shuttered-up, you couldn't go around making up your own facts any longer.
This is really egregious.
Even he must cringe at having to look at such an Ignorant Dolt as yourself every day ...
It wouldn't surprise me if Gollum divorces you over this.
28 December 2008... On The Garlic
Our Ignorant Dolt of the Week ... RNC Hack Chip Saltsman!
28 December 2007... On The Garlic
As Goes Pakistan, So Goes Iowa ... But I'm Still Putting My Money On Colonel Mustard and Ms. Scarlet ...
Good Post Alert: Juan Cole's "Top Ten Myths about Iraq 2007"
28 December 2006... On The Garlic
Twelve Days of Dubya ...The Fourth Day
28 December, 2005... On The Garlic
Bush, White House Aiding Chalabi; Will Appeal Election Results To Supreme Court
Top Ten Cloves: Complaints Heard Most By Returns Departments This Christmas Season
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Well, we let the day get away from us today.
We hope you had a great Christmas Holiday, as we did on this end, busy few days, that it was.
In the event your Christmas didn't go very well, perhaps, a family member, or two, over-indulged, maybe things got a little rowdy, and you found yourself longing for a good, old-fashion Christmas celebration ...
Your drunken, loutish family members would be on-the-money, as the way to go.
Last week, Stephen Nissenbaum, at The Boston Globe, looked into it, and wrote;
Christmas was a riot ..Ever long for a traditional New England Christmas? Be careful what you wish for
So where does this leave the old-fashioned Christmas of yesteryear, untainted by commercialism or ideological dispute? The evidence from Boston suggests it was never there. When the Boston public embraced a more family-centered, domestic version of the holiday, it was already commercial at its very coreNo snips, go read the entire piece ... It's hysterical.
And, since "flying" has been in the news all weekend all weekend, we have the soundtrack for you to read by.
It's a gem, from the early 1980's - The Crusaders, with B.B. King, and the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra, recorded live, at Royal Festival Hall.
And, there's monster piano work by Joe Sample ...
Fly With Wings Of Love (Live 1981/Royal Festival Hall, London)
27 December 2008... On The Garlic
Our 1,000 Post This Year!
27 December 2006... On The Garlic
Twelve Days of Dubya ...The Third Day
Developing Story - Polar Bears Added To Iraq Options; Bush Administration Wavering On Polar Bears; Considering Employing In Iraq, War Against Terror; Rove Claims He Also Has “The Science”, Says Bears “Will Do Fine In Desert Heat”
Top Ten Cloves: Other Surprising Things Found With Microsoft’s New Windows Vista Software