Top Ten Cloves: What Would Be Different If Rumsfeld Was A Dog, But Still Secretary of Defense

News Item: Memo Shows Officer's Shift on Use of Dogs

10. Secret Service changes Camp David name to Camp Kennel whenever Rumsfeld visiting for the weekend

9. McLaughlin Group finally right about something when they lament politics has gone to the dogs

8. Asks the other Cabinet Members if they have to travel in a cage, down in the Baggage Storage. when they fly on Air Force One

7. First order of business: Use Military to abolish all Leash Laws around the country

6. PR Department can’t spin that his “bark is worse then his bite”

5. First time in U.S. History we have a Defense Secretary that can lick his own butt

4. Celebrity dogs, Lassie, Rin Tin Tin, Benji and Beethoven placed on the Joint Chiefs of Staff council

3. Walter Reed doctors now have to check for rabies during the annual physical

2. Could get more work done: Abuse suspected terrorists and manage War on Terror at the same time

1. Press Conferences frequently interrupted when he hears a fire truck passing Pentagon and chases after it