News Item: Potential Speaker Paul Ryan Just Issued A List Of Demands To Republicans ...
10. Though not elected, wants Kim Davis to be new House Whip
9. Only reservation is that the Indianapolis Colts don't do another trick play this season
8. Wants a role in next season's 'True Detective'
7. Only if he can enact his "Roadmap for America’s Future"
6. Needs to get Netanyahu to now blame Palestinians for killing America Indians
5. Since leak last week, wants to be able to fly drones from his Speaker Seat
4. Wants Tom Brady to admit he deflated the footballs
3. Will only take position if Ronda Rousey is his bodyguard
2. Donald Trump has to promise not to make fun of him
1. Get Jeb! Bush to say Paul Ryan will keep country safe
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