Thursday, February 23, 2006

Special Port Security Song Sweeping Through Congress

Special Sing-Along: Never Can Say Dubai

As we did back in November, when The Garlic went musical to honor and commemorate the arraignment of I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, with a rendition of "Dick, The Magic Vice Prez", we offer today, the tune that is sweeping through both Houses of Congress

(It goes to the melody of "Never Can Say Goodbye")

Never Can Say Dubai

I never can say Dubai
No, no, no, I never can say Dubai

Every time I think I'm safe enough
And start heading for the port
There’s a very strange vibration
Piercing me right to the core

It says turn around you fool,
You know you fear him more, and more
Tell me why ... is it so?
Don’t wanna let you get away with it

I never can say goodbye Dubai
Ooh ooh Georgie, I never can say Dubai
No no no no no no
Ooh hey I never can say Dubai, Georgie
Ooh ooh Georgie
I never can say Dubai
No no no no no no hey

I never can say Dubai
Oh no, no, no I, I never can say Dubai

I keep thinking that our security soon is all gonna work out
But there’s that same unhappy feeling,
There’s that anguish, there’s that doubt
It’s that same old secrecy hang-up
You can’t do it openly, you do it without oversight, as you’ve had with all your term

Tell me why is it so? I don’t wanna let you get away with it
I never can say Dubai, ooh Georgie
I never can say Dubai, no no no no no no
Hey I never can say Dubai, Georgie,ooh Georgie
I never can say Dubai, no no no no no no

I never can say Dubai, Georgie,
I never can say Dubai, no no no no no no
I never can say Dubai, Georgie
I never can say Dubai, no no no no no no

I never can say Dubai, Georgie
I never can say Dubai, no no no no no no
I never can say Dubai, Georgie
I never can say Dubai, no no no no no no

Ooh ooh ooh hey I never can say Dubai, Georgie
No no no baby hey never can say Dubai
No no no no please, don’t make me say Dubai
Hey I will never say Dubai, no Georgie
Oh please don’t veto me, no no no no
Hey oh I can’t say Dubai, Georgie
No no no Georgie
Oh please don’t oooh, Georgie

President Bush, today, is being serenaded by Congress with the song, "Never Can Say Dubai"





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