News Item: NBA Trade Deadline 2016 Tracker: Updates, Reaction and Analysis
10. NBA Players Union bars any trades to the Detroit Pistons - to close to Flint, and their posion water
9. Kobe urging Lakers to trade for Dallas Mavericks Dancers - They be hot!
8. Donald Trump issues call to all NBA teams to trade foreign-born players out of country
7. Kevin Love trade nixed - Injured himself answering telephone
6. Sticking point with all players traded today: All want new cellphones - Don't trust Apple won't cave to Government
5. Roger Goodell pressuring NBA, says Boston Celtics using deflated balls
4. Sixers trade entire team for D-Leaguers, to stay in Draft Lottery for next 5-years
3. To prevent from being traded, Demarcus Cousins now occupying Oregon wildlife refuge
2. James threatens Liu and Griffin to make good trade - or else!
1. Blake Griffin traded to WBC, if immediate match-up with Floyd Mayweather set