Well, once again, it certainly was a tough week on the IDOTW front.
Not, necessarily, due to the absence of some fine candidates, however, with the Bird Day Holiday, a rather slow news week.
Unless, of course, you happened to be vacationing at the the Taj Hotel, in Mumbai (and we may yet to find out, the demands of the terrorists were merely to go back to calling the city Bombay).
Ahhh, so who stepped up to the Idiot Dolt bar ...
Robert Rubin, the Citigroup big cheese, certainly gets an honorable mention.
His "Hey, I didn't do it ... Not my fault" probably, in any other week, could have captured the prize.
But no, today in fact, we had our winner come burstin' through ...
Little Billy Kristol.
Now, I'm sure, this was predictable, the way he waved his poms-poms for The Bush Grindhouse, giving them leather-lunged "Sis-Boom-Bahs", all the way into Baghdad, keeping the creases crisp in his poodle skirt.
What did he do today?
Nothing, other then open The Dubya Legacy Registry (found were finer NeoNitWit merchandise is sold), with a laundry list that, undoubtedly, will get picked up by the other Flying Monkeys in the Right Wing Freak Show.
After slapping the PNAC dildo on the table, for the military, and waving it, menacingly, at the incoming Obama Administration, to not go after the dwarf, finks, phonies and frauds who carried out Darth Vader Cheney's orders to piss-and-shit on The Constitution, Little Billy scribbled this;
Before He Goes ... What President Bush could accomplish in his final days in office
One last thing: Bush should consider pardoning--and should at least be vociferously praising--everyone who served in good faith in the war on terror, but whose deeds may now be susceptible to demagogic or politically inspired prosecution by some seeking to score political points. The lawyers can work out if such general or specific preemptive pardons are possible; it may be that the best Bush can or should do is to warn publicly against any such harassment or prosecution. But the idea is this: The CIA agents who waterboarded Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, and the NSA officials who listened in on phone calls from Pakistan, should not have to worry about legal bills or public defamation. In fact, Bush might want to give some of these public servants the Medal of Freedom at the same time he bestows the honor on Generals Petraeus and Odierno. They deserve it.Got that?
"...demagogic or politically inspired prosecution by some seeking to score political points ..."
Don't prosecute anyone for breaking our laws, but, rather, give them medals for it ...
By the time this bounces around the echo chamber, via the deadwood at Faux News, Rush, Matt Sludge, Rich Lowry (if he's cleared the starbursts out of his eyes), Prom Dress Boy, the rancid swizzle stick with the eye patch, and all the others, I half expect to see them all, a full bleacher section, on Pennsylvania Avenue, on Inauguration Day, heckling, and harassing President Obama, holding up signs, chanting "No War Crimes! ... No War Crimes! ... Hell No, Let Bush and Cheney Go! ... Hell No, Let Bush and Cheney Go!"
Watch how this will open the flood gates, the revisionism of the Bush Grindhouse officially kicks off, thanks to Little Billy Kristol.
Never mind, for every pat-on-the-back, every hosanna, every bon mot, there's, likely, three different criminal felony charges that could be leveled on Dubya and Darth.
No, Little Billy, we will not pardon anyone, or vociferously praise anyone.
In fact, the only medal-pinning that will take place is for you, attaching The Garlic's "Ignorant Dolt of the Week" to your motherfucking lying, jingoistic, right-wing, war-mongering ass.
Bonus Little Billy Ass-Kissin' Riffs
The Heretik: No ...No, hell no
Steve Benen: KRISTOL WANTS REWARDS FOR TORTURERS...
Think Progress: Kristol Calls On Bush To Pardon Torturers And Wiretappers, Reward Them With Medal Of Freedom
Andrew Sullivan: Freedom And Torture
Alan Colmes: Expect Conservatives To Use India Tragedy To Laud Bush
NYT Editorial: Mr. Bush and the Pardon Power
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Well, once again, it certainly was a tough week on the IDOTW front.
Well, it appears, for now, anyway, we won't be seeing any "Tweety for Senator" signs popping up.
We wrote yesterday, the rampaging rumors that Matthews was gearing up for a 2010 run, ostensibly, against Republican Arlen Specter, should Tweety survive the college-prank-overstuffed phone booth, that likely would have surfaced for the Penn. Dem Primary.
Word comes via Nate Silver, at FiveThirtyEight.com, that Matthews has "flatly denied our report indicating his active hiring for the Pennsylvania Senate seat currently held by Arlen Specter.
"It is absolutely not true," said Matthews, in a statement."
Guess he's not feeling that thrill up his leg ... Yet ...
For, if we want to make like the Big Dog Pundits, spending hours parsing his statement, we could point to the fact that he didn't actually say he wasn't running, just that he was denying the reports that he is hiring staff for such a run.
Stay tuned Tweety Fans ... I'm sure this isn't the last time we'll have "clear-cut signals" of Tweety shopping for soap boxes to deliver campaign speeches from ...
I am still revoltingly shocked at the death of that Wal-Mart employee yesterday.
It's almost incomprehensible that people would be that rabid, over, making a purchase, mind you, this wasn't some free giveaway of Soylent Green, or anything.
Just what was so compelling, that X-amount of people lost all of their social bearings, their humanity, over?
Items on sale at the Valley Stream Wal-Mart included a Samsung 50-inch Plasma HDTV for $798, a Bissel Compact Upright Vacuum for $28, a Samsung 10.2 megapixel digital camera for $69 and DVDs such as "The Incredible Hulk" for $9.Cheap consumer items, more than likely, all manufactured overseas, by people in dreadful factories, being paid sub-livable wages, in jobs that, perhaps, once were based in this country, but farmed out under the flag of downsizing, and free trade quotas
The inventory listed above comes from an AP article, that offers a potential of righting this horrible wrong;
Sought: Wal-Mart shoppers who trampled NY worker
NEW YORK – Police were reviewing video from surveillance cameras in an attempt to identify who trampled to death a Wal-Mart worker after a crowd of post-Thanksgiving shoppers burst through the doors at a suburban store and knocked him down.I truly hope that the Nassau County officials pursue this vigorously, as well as bringing criminal charges against Wal-Mart.
Criminal charges were possible, but identifying individual shoppers in Friday's video may prove difficult, said Detective Lt. Michael Fleming, a Nassau County police spokesman.
This should not be swept under the carpet, as "too difficult".
There is, apparently, video of the stampede, there's certainly numerous still photos (the photo gallery offered yesterday), and, presumably, X-amount of those animalistic shoppers used debit and credit cards, to make their blood-soaked purchases.
They actually complained about the store closing, due to the death of the employee;
"When they were saying they had to leave, that an employee got killed, people were yelling `I've been on line since yesterday morning,'" she said. "They kept shopping."Larisa Alexandrovna, on her At-Largely blog, goes to the heart of it, in "Wal-Mart and the sick around it...";
Here is what happens when you get a bunch of American shopper's together without supervision - and of course, it would happen at Wal-Mart where everything is from China, polluted and tainted, and where employees are treated like slaves. When you willingly support a company with such little regard for human rights, worker rights, and so forth, the community that springs up around it will be just as contaminated. The worst is yet to come, however ...We give the last word to Will Bunch, over on Attytood;
My god, for shame! People around the world are dying of starvation and this polluted populace could not wait to buy electronics to the point of killing someone? For shame!
You read that right. Even after these people learned that their actions lead to the murder of a store clerk, they refused to leave the store and wanted to keep shopping. Oh, and as for Wal-Mart? Well, like I said, pollution feeds on pollution and sick feeds on sick. Sure they closed their doors long enough to get the dead-employee off their pretty floors. But then they re-opened shortly after.
What, Wal-Mart could not lose some money from one store where employees were traumatized, where an employee had been killed, where such a thing occurred? They could not take a day off to at least, if nothing else, to teach the community a lesson? No, because what can sick teach sick? For shame!
There've been a lot of stories in the last week or two about what Great Depression II will look like, but I think trampling people to get bargains at a discount stores is pretty much it.Hey Brother, can you spare a life?
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29 November 2007... On The Garlic
Rudy, We Know Ye Way Too Much ...Or, It's Time To Start Shoveling Dirt On The Body
Karl Rove, Living In An Etch-A-Sketch Kind of World
Drum Roll Please ... For Tucker Carlson - He's Jumping The Shark!
29 November 2006... On The Garlic
Top Ten Cloves: Things Overheard While Dick Cheney Was In Saudi Arabia
Top Ten Cloves: Other Things Newt Gingrich Would Like To Reexamine
29 November 2005... On The Garlic
Supreme Court Bids To Hear eBay Patent Case
News In Brief - Bush Fires Up New Immigration Plans; New Temp Workers Must Open Private SS Accounts
Top Ten Cloves: Why Time Magazine Is Allowing Their Reporter To Testify With Special Prosecutor
Friday, November 28, 2008
Or: Black Groundhog Day
Shop! Shop! Shop yourself into debt!Black Friday.
Bargains, Bargains, Bargains and if you shop yourself to death
Tell Saint Peter at the Golden Gate
That you hate to make him wait
But you just got to have that Wal-Mart-priced TV set.
Search Google and you'll get over 22-million results, the majority of it having to do with shopping, bargains and deals.
Wikipedia offers that it is "not an official holiday, but many employees have the day off, which increases the number of potential shoppers."
Retailers often decorate for the Christmas season weeks beforehand. Many retailers open very early (typically 5 am or even earlier) and offer doorbuster deals and loss leaders to draw people to their stores. Although Black Friday, as the first shopping day after Thanksgiving, has served as the unofficial beginning of the Christmas season at least since the start of the modern Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade in 1924, the term "Black Friday" has been traced back only to the 1960s.Yes, local (and national) media covers the event, cheerleading it, like it was some kind of championship game, and we had, or are supposed to have, some kind of emotional investment in it.
The term "Black Friday" originated in Philadelphia in reference to the heavy traffic on that day. (see 'Origin of the name' below) More recently, merchants and the media have used it instead to refer to the beginning of the period in which retailers are in the black (i.e., turning a profit).
The local media often will cover the event, mentioning how early the shoppers began lining up at various stores and providing video of the shoppers standing in line and later leaving with their purchased items. Traditionally Black Friday sales were intended for those shopping for Christmas gifts. For some particularly popular items, some people shop at these sales in order to get deep discounts on items they can then resell, typically online.
"Go Macy's Go! ... Go, Macy's Go!"
Well, this year, today, that cheerleading took on the aura of old Rome, with the Roman cheering for the lions in the Coliseum.
Worker dies at Long Island Wal-Mart after being trampled in Black Friday stampede
A Wal-Mart worker died after being trampled when hundreds of shoppers smashed through the doors of a Long Island store Friday morning, police and witnesses said.(Here's a Photo Gallery of that deadly Wal-Mart)
The 34-year-old employee, a temporary maintenance worker, tried to hold back the unruly crowds just after the Valley Stream store opened at 5 a.m.
Witnesses said the surging throngs of shoppers knocked the man down. He fell and was stepped on. As he gasped for air, shoppers ran over and around him.
"He was bum-rushed by 200 people," said Jimmy Overby, 43, a co-worker. "They took the doors off the hinges. He was trampled and killed in front of me. They took me down too...I literally had to fight people off my back."
Before police shut down the store, eager shoppers streamed past emergency crews as they worked furiously to save the store clerk's life.
Good thing Sarah Palin wasn't around.
She probably would have conducted an interview, right in front of the emergency workers, oblivious to their rescue efforts.
We've seen these type of scenes for years now.
People (perhaps a good snapshot of those outside our mental healthcare network), lined up in the dark of night, in sleeping bags, tents pitched, all building up the anxiety, the adrenaline, proverbial steam coming out of their ears, to go charging the store at the stroke of dawn (locally, here, Kohl's was running their "Super Special" beginning at 4AM!).
It's become an annual stock footage time for the media, to tout whatever economic news of the year is, and how wonderful it is to see consumers out shopping, like juiced lab rats, in a gigantic, cheese-less maze.
And, boy, do we have an economic narrative to tell this year.
Burst bubbles and bailouts ...
Just about the same time this morning, that those Wal-Mart shoppers in Long Island, were snorting, and scrapping their feet on the ground, readying to blast through the doors, the New York Times Friday edition was rolling out, and in it, Paul Krugman's column, reminding us, just like the Black Friday Shopping Horror stories, we've been there, done this.
From "Lest We Forget";
One answer to these questions is that nobody likes a party pooper. While the housing bubble was still inflating, lenders were making lots of money issuing mortgages to anyone who walked in the door; investment banks were making even more money repackaging those mortgages into shiny new securities; and money managers who booked big paper profits by buying those securities with borrowed funds looked like geniuses, and were paid accordingly. Who wanted to hear from dismal economists warning that the whole thing was, in effect, a giant Ponzi scheme?The Heretik calls it "The Con Game", and brings up a salient point;
For once the economy is on the road to recovery, the wheeler-dealers will be making easy money again — and will lobby hard against anyone who tries to limit their bottom lines. Moreover, the success of recovery efforts will come to seem preordained, even though it wasn’t, and the urgency of action will be lost.
So here’s my plea: even though the incoming administration’s agenda is already very full, it should not put off financial reform. The time to start preventing the next crisis is now.
These same people making money in the short term will scream too much regulation is a bad thing (because it diminishes confidence). How much regulation is too much? Any regulation. If you doubt this, consider how many more people are asking for bailout money compared to regulation.Going back to the Wal-Mart thing, how many people will call for regulation of Wal-Marts, and other retailers, Black Friday extravaganzas?
Perhaps, next year, the stock stories and footage will carry some courtroom action.
Libby Spencer, over on The Impolitic thinks so;
The 200 or so crazed shoppers literally took the doors off the building in their rush to get that $600 wide screen TV. The store should be held criminally responsible for the deaths for creating the shopping frenzy and failing to provide proper crowd control. Sending a couple of underpaid, overworked stock clerks to hold back the mob is nothing short of negligent homicide.And Mona, from The Art of Possible, as well ("I’d Kill to Get My Hands on that Widget, the Baby Jesus Tells Me So");
The stampeding throng took the doors off the hinges and simply stomped the clerk to death as a co-worker looked on helplessly. (The clerk’s family should have — in addition to an oh-so-Merry Christmas — a superb wrongful death suit, given that this is hardly the first such event and there was clearly warning that a fatality could occur.)Yeah, that would be the right thing to do.
Must be part of the War on Christmas. /sarcasm.
And to make it comfortable for the retailers, and potential witnesses, the courts can hold sessions at 5AM, or, 6AM, maybe get through the proceedings so everybody still has time to go out and shop.
Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania can get into the act to, stretch out their product and rake in some bucks.
They can roust out their famous prognosticator, Phil, and predict what type of Black Friday it's going to be, depending on whether or not the groundhog sees his shopping bag, or not.
Oh My ...
Love is burstin' out all over ...
Author: Murdoch 'absolutely despises' the 'bullying' Bill O'Reilly
“It is not just Murdoch (and everybody else at News Corp.’s highest levels) who absolutely despises Bill O’Reilly, the bullying, mean-spirited, and hugely successful evening commentator,” Wolff wrote, “but [Fox News chief executive] Roger Ailes himself who loathes him. Success, however, has cemented everyone to each other."Steve Benen: NOBODY LIKES O'REILLY...
“The embarrassment can no longer be missed,” Wolff wrote, in another section of the book. “He mumbles even more than usual when called on to justify it. He barely pretends to hide the way he feels about Bill O’Reilly. And while it is not that he would give Fox up—because the money is the money; success trumps all—in the larger sense of who he is, he seems to want to hedge his bets.”
Wolff adds that Fox CEO Roger Ailes shares Murdoch's opinion. "It is not just Murdoch (and everybody else at News Corp.’s highest levels) who absolutely despises Bill O’Reilly, the bullying, mean-spirited, and hugely successful evening commentator, but Roger Ailes himself who loathes him. Success, however, has cemented everyone to each other."
According to Wolff, Murdoch's desire not to be defined solely by his ownership of Fox underlay his purchase last year of the Wall Street Journal, which "was in no small way about wanting to trade the illiberal -- the belligerent, the vulgar, the loud, the menacing the unsubtle -- for the better-heeled, the more magnanimous, the further nuanced."
Editor and Publisher: 'Politico' Carries Excerpts from New Murdoch Book
Quick, somebody call in Sarah Palin.
Maybe she can teach the Grand Ayatollah of Ignorant Dolts how to do that "starburst" thing, that so enthralled the frequent guest host for the Warrior on Christmas, that young pup, Rich Lowery.
No doubt, O'Reilly will likely ignore the jilt, and, perhaps, go around singing this tune;
Billie Holiday - He's Funny That Way
Oh man, would I love to see this ...
Tweety on the campaign trail - as the candidate!
Can't you just see it? ... All lathered up with Aqua Velva, wide-eyed, charging out there, that thrill running up-and-down his leg.
The first sightings of this surfaced earlier this month.
From Bob Cesca's Goddamn Awesome Blog;
When Chris Matthews said, "I want to do everything I can to make this thing work, this new presidency work," it was all about a potential senate run. In fact, we'll find very few anti-Obama remarks on Hardball until (and if) Matthews announces he's not going to run. The short explanation is that if Matthews wants to unseat Arlen Specter, he's going to need the White House.Others also picked up on the Public Policy Polling report, including Chris Cillizza, who predicted that "Here's one certainty: If Matthews does decide to run, this will be the marquee Senate race in the country in 2010."
Well, Sean Quinn, and Nate Silver, over on FiveThirtyEight.com, say, with a caution, that it's a go;
Chris Matthews Staffing Up for Probable Senate Run in 2010
Chris Matthews, it appears, is in.My money says, while it may be tempting, the lure of going from a former staffer to holding the office may be an alluring pull that Matthews finds it hard to step away from.
FiveThirtyEight has been hearing for some time that Matthews is serious about running for the United States Senate, but it took a trip to Georgia among the Georgia-runoff-congregated and well-connected Obama organizer throng to confirm.
According to multiple sources, who confirmed the Tip O'Neill staffer-cum-MSNBC host has negotiated with veteran Obama staffers to enlist in his campaign, Chris Matthews is likely to run for United States Senate in Pennsylvania in 2010. Matthews, 62, would run as a Democrat. Arlen Specter, the aging Republican incumbent, will be 80 if he chooses to run for re-election.
Preliminary public polling suggests Matthews would start at a deficit, in part because Matthews' name recognition is lower than Specter's.
That is, until someone with sanity that hangs around him points to the MSNBC Tape Vault, and miles-and-miles of videotape that would have a Matthews Campaign in a permanent Press Conference mode, explaining away his gaffes and inane comments.
Steve Benen also noted such;
As for Matthews' chances, your guess is as good as mine. I glanced through Media Matters' recent hits on Matthews' on-air comments, and it's safe to assume the MSNBC host would have a lot of explaining to do before Pennsylvania Democrats gave him the nod.And just in case, Matthews doesn't hear that friend, someone else can paint him a picture that should resonate.
Scene, the first debate, Matthews, with, at least, three other candidates ... Matthew gives a complicated, long-winded, foolish answer to some question, and all it will take, for any of the other candidates to neutralize him for the rest of the campaign, is for one to look at him and repeat the lament about his colleague, Morning Joke, plastering Tweety with;
"Jesus, Chris, why don't you get a shovel ..."
Or, as Olbermann did to him, just give him the hand gesture, that he was talking too much.
Thank the staffers, close the campaign HQ, and here's some lovely parting gifts for you, Mr. Tweety ...
Bonus Tweety Riffs
The Raw Story - Claim: Chris Matthews 'staffing up' for Senate run
Ta Nehisi Coates: Chris Matthews for Senate
Chris Matthews' Leg
Digby: Frederick of Hollywood and the Tiny Silicone Penis
Was Tweety Covering Morning Jokes' Back?
MSNBC's Matthews Uninjured Pulling Head Out Of Judy Miller's Ass; Hardball Host Fawns Over Former White House Stenographer; Stays Away From Tough Questions
28 November 2007... On The Garlic
"I have neither the time nor legal background to figure out who’s right." ... Joe Klein and Time (Stood Still) Magazine Follow-Up
28 November 2005... On The Garlic
Bush Team Denies Plans To Bomb Al-Jazeera
Breaking News! O'Reilly, Al-Qaeda In Heated Argument Over SF Targets
Top Ten Cloves: Things President Bush Is Thankful For Every Day
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Happy Bird Day, Garlic Fans!
We hope that the day goes well for everyone ...
Good food .. Good company ... Stress-free, congenial family gatherings (or loud, contentious, screaming, object-throwing ones, if that's what works) ...
If, at this late time, you need some cooking tips, check out the post we put up last evening, with this years' "Turkey Sucks" discourse ... It's rather interesting ...
Lastly, among what we can give thanks for, we give a nod to YouTube, allowing us to bring you this Thanksgiving Day classic ...
Happy Bird Day!
WKRP EXTENDED Thanksgiving Turkey Drop Scene from "Turkeys Away" HQ Full Screen With Theme
27 November 2007... On The Garlic
Good Posts Alert - Larisa Alexandrovna's "The Permanent Republican Majority"
Another Case of He Should Have Used The Google!
Top Ten Cloves: Reasons Time Magazine Hasn't Corrected Joe Klein's Egregiously Error-Filled FISA Articles
27 November 2006... On The Garlic
Developing Story - No Slogans or Spin For Bush With New Labeling of Iraq; White House In Quandary Over Calling War On Terror A “Civil War”; WHIG, Lincoln Group Empty; “President Loses All His Slogans, Rhetoric ... Not Enough Time To Ramp Up”
Top Ten Cloves: Things About The New CIA Personality Test
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Perhaps, as may have happened to many of you, the day got away from me.
Telephone ringing like a five-alarm fire (which, coincidentally, I slept through the other night - two-blocks over), family dropping in for visits, more telephone calls, the Aunt, shopping ...
One of those days, just not enough hours ...
Humorous observation: Hit the local Whole Foods Market, where there was a line, waiting, for the smaller-sized shopping carts they provide (and every other supermarket should follow suit, instead of pushing around their 1970's-Cadillac-sized ones)... I couldn't resist .. Walked a few feet down to the register area, retrieved an empty, small-sized cart no longer being used, and walked by the line waiting ...
And, taking a spin out on the World Wide Web, I espied two rather interesting posts, one bemoaning tomorrow's main course, the other, enlightening, offering an alternative;
Matthew Yglesias with Truth to Power: Turkey Sucks
Ever noticed that your favorite dishes from your traditional family Thanksgiving are all sides? And that that one time you had Thanksgiving dinner outside your traditional family gathering the best dishes there were sides? And how when your friends organized a fauxsgiving festival the week before Thanksgiving the best dishes were sides? That’s because turkey doesn’t taste good.To which Erza Klein swooped in with;
A NEW DAY FOR TURKEY
So as long as turkey is going to sit like a colossus atop the Thanksgiving meal, we may as well figure out a way to reduce its suck factor. Brining is certainly a player here, as are rubs, smaller turkeys, and aromatics. But we need to be bolder.
As Mark Bittman says, part of the problem with Thanksgiving turkey is that we insist on cooking it whole. This is a big bird. By the time the thickest, most protected meat is cooked through, Much of the rest has the pleasing texture of dirt cake. It's true that a series of labor and time intensive techniques (like brining) can mildly counteract that, but you can only take it so far.
And, Emptywheel, over on Firedoglake, offers a defense of the Bird-of-the-Day;
Lucky for me and my co-turkey mates, in Ann Arbor's near environs there are now a number of farmers growing heritage turkeys--and at way cheaper prices than the heritage turkey I bought last year. These are, of course, turkeys that still taste like turkey, rather than saline-injected protein delivery systems.Check them out, or better yet, read them at the dinner table to see how the rest of the family reacts.
And for those of you briners searching for an easier way to cook the perfect bird--and yes, even for Spencer, with his salivating over bacon-wrapped pork--the real trick is bacon.
Just slap a pound of bacon on top. It's the perfect way to slowly apply salt to the meat and it keeps the bird perfectly moist without basting. And by the time the Detroit Lions manage to lose another game, that bacon's perfectly cooked for a mid-afternoon snack, just when it's time to start browning the bird.
If you haven't already gone dysfunctional, having been argument-free up to this point, this discussion may kick it in gear.
Meanwhile, enjoy a piece of "Cheese Cake", courtesy of Dexter Gordon
26 November 2007... On The Garlic
The Condoleezza Rice Ballroom Dancing & Charm School ... Or: Shopping For A Legacy on Cyber Monday
Oh, Please, Please, Please! ... Make The Citizen's Arrest, Al ... Make The Citizen's Arrest!
26 November 2006... On The Garlic
Weekend Special - Sautéed Cloves
More Eggnog, Mr. President? ... The Results - The Garlic's Weekly Poll
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
News Item: Heckuva Bailout: Citi and AIG Still Pay Hundreds Of Millions In Sports Sponsorship
10. Instead of 'Fan Appreciation Day', now will be called 'Hank Paulson Appreciation Day'
9. Make fans give back foul balls hit in stands, because Citigroup needs to "tighten belt and save money"
8. When starting pitcher is relieved, now will be referred to as being "bailed out"
7. Soon comes evident ... Free Agent Signing Season on one hand ... Major layoffs at Citigroup on the other hand
6. Citigroup making one concession - Killing plans that would allow execs to fly to stadium in their private jets
5. "Casey at the Bat" now gets reworked to "Casey at the Bank" and it's a happy ending - Casey doesn't strike out, but walks away with billions
4. Citigroup to sub-contract parking lot to AIG... AIG hires people to vandalize cars ... AIG then sells fans new "Vandalism Insurance Policy"
3. Instead of ceremonial "first pitch", Citigroup execs will do ceremonial reenactment of receiving bailout check from Government
2. New 7th Inning stretch tradition - Players and Citigroup shakedown fans in stadium, making them fork over money to see the game finished ...
1. Using their "expertise", Citigroup to make millions ... Working on packaging troubled batting averages and selling them to investors
Bonus Bogus Bailout Riffs
Think Progress: Bailed-out companies AIG, Citibank have no plans to cancel expensive sports sponsorships
Michael Winter: Citi, AIG will continue sports sponsorships despite bailouts
Robert Reich: Citigroup Scores
Tyler Cowen: Whoops! Back to TARP after all...
Brilliant at Breakfast: So why DID we just throw a truckload of money at Citigroup then?
The Wonk Room: Citigroup Bailout: ‘A Lousy Deal For The Taxpayers’
Mark Thoma: The Citigroup Bailout
Special Essay - Play Ball! ... Batter Up! ... Could You Please Tell Me, What Is This Thing Called Baseball?
Remarkably, in nearly four-years, we have no posts for November 25th.
Nada ... Zip ... Zero ...
I suspect, in the past years, it had to do with chilling out for the Thanksgiving Day Holiday.
So, since you're here, and have an extra minute, take the time to click over and Vote for The Garlic, in the 2008 Weblog Awards!
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Fiona Apple :: Across The Universe
Monday, November 24, 2008
In Middle of Speech, Attorney General Suddenly Realized He Was Part of Bush Administration.
Sources close to the Department of Injustice told The Garlic tonight, that the fainting spell that overcame Attorney General Michael Mukasey last week, was due to the sudden realization that he was working for, what history will soon record, the worst President in U.S. History.
Speaking at the Federalist Society in Washington, DC., last Thursday, Mukasey began shaking, slurring his words and then collasped on stage, and, subsequently, rushed to a local area hospital.
Eyewitnesses indicate that Mukasey was conscious, and talking to medical personnel attending to him.
"He realized, well into his speech, his mind was drifting," the source indicated.
"He then, swiftly, became overcome, consumed with the thought, as he was giving his speech, mind you, that he worked for the Bush Administration."
Mukasey, just before passing out, started remembering how he defend Vice President Cheney on Executive Privilege, as well as telcom immunity.
"He had particular inner grief that he was vague on waterboarding."
"Backing the President on wiretapping, and not enforcing court subpoenas was the last thing he said he could remember, before passing out."
Mukasey was released from the hospital the following day, after doctors determined that there were no signs of stroke or that he had a heart attack.
Rumors have circulated around Washington, that Mukasey has been "doctor shopping", seeking one that will give a diagnosis of continued trouble, and provide the Attorney General with a note, indicating he should "stay home and rest, until, at minimum, late January".
More, as this story develops.
Bonus Crony General Riffs
Sidney Blumenthal - The sad decline of Michael Mukasey: His reputation for integrity was meant to restore credibility to the Justice Department. Instead, his remarks on waterboarding show that he, like Alberto Gonzales, has let the White House call the shots
Dahlia Lithwick: Thank You. Now Go to Hell ...Mukasey stonewalls Senate Democrats on water-boarding, and practically everything else
Mukasey Plays The Card ... So, Pelosi, We Need That Table - Now!
Pass The Word ... Mukasey Lies!
No, He Will Never Be Accused of Knowing Too Much
Yes, what would he do, especially if his younger sister published an open letter that, essentially, called him an asshole?
That is condundrum facing the would-be savior of the Dying Elephant Party, Newt Gingrich, after his sister, Candice, called him out over Prop. 8.
A Letter to My Brother Newt Gingrich
Dear Newt,You see, last week, the guy that put a Contract On America, figures, he can't concede the race for 2012 this early, to Mommy Moose, so he threw a big, meat-laden bone out to the dregs of base (where else, on Faux News, with The Loofah Man);
I recently had the displeasure of watching you bash the protesters of the Prop 8 marriage ban to Bill O'Reilly on FOX News. I must say, after years of watching you build your career by stirring up the fears and prejudices of the far right, I feel compelled to use the words of your idol, Ronald Reagan, "There you go, again."
Gingrich: "[T]here is a gay and secular fascism in this country that wants to impose its will on the rest of us"
Summary: Discussing actions by individual protesters of Proposition 8, Newt Gingrich stated: "I think there is a gay and secular fascism in this country that wants to impose its will on the rest of us, is prepared to use violence, to use harassment. I think it is prepared to use the government if it can get control of it. I think that it is a very dangerous threat to anybody who believes in traditional religion."Back to Candice;
The truth is that you're living in a world that no longer exists. I, along with millions of Americans, clearly see the world the way it as -- and we embrace what it can be. You, on the other hand, seem incapable of looking for new ideas or moving beyond what worked in the past.Oh, you can almost hear the 2012 DEP right now, speaker-after-speaker banging the podium, red-in-the-face, tossing off "Family Values" and "God's will" every other sentence.
Welcome to the 21st century, big bro. I can understand why you're so afraid of the energy that has been unleashed after gay and lesbian couples had their rights stripped away from them by a hateful campaign. I can see why you're sounding the alarm against the activists who use all the latest tech tools to build these rallies from the ground up in cities across the country.
Especially, now, with the California Supreme Court is slated to rehear the case, after voters in the state narrowly won the ballot initiative earlier this month.
The state Supreme Court plunged back into the same-sex marriage wars Wednesday, agreeing to decide the legality of a ballot measure that repealed the right of gay and lesbian couples to wed in California.
Six months after its momentous ruling that struck down the state's ban on same-sex marriage, the court granted requests by both sponsors and opponents of Proposition 8 to review lawsuits challenging the Nov. 4 initiative.
The vote was 6-1, Justice Joyce Kennard dissenting.
However, the court refused, 6-1, to let same-sex marriages resume while it considers Prop. 8's constitutionality. Justice Carlos Moreno cast the dissenting vote.
Approved by 52 percent of voters, Prop. 8 restored the definition of marriage - a union of a man and a woman - that the court had overturned May 15. Kennard and Moreno voted with the majority in that 4-3 ruling.
And, do you know what was a major factor behind the pro-Prop. 8 neanderthals?
Ironically, old Joe Smith's Mormons!
How the Mormons Overcame Voter Apathy on Prop 8
The New York Times, in an article the Mormon Church leadership won't like one single bit, describes the final furious weeks of fundraising and volunteer activism, almost all of it coordinated through the Church itself.
The campaign issued an urgent appeal, and in a matter of days, it raised more than $5 million, including a $1 million donation from Alan C. Ashton, the grandson of a former president of the Mormon Church. The money allowed the drive to intensify a sharp-elbowed advertising campaign, and support for the measure was catapulted ahead; it ultimately won with 52 percent of the vote.
The California measure, Proposition 8, was to many Mormons a kind of firewall to be held at all costs.
“California is a huge state, often seen as a bellwether — this was seen as a very, very important test,” Mr. Otterson said.
San Francisco Roman Catholic Archbishop George Niederauer has a featured role in The Times' story as well, although the article neglects to mention his previous role as Archbishop of Salt Lake City for eleven yearsI guess, being persecuted for being different doesn't carry the same cache these days, as it did when ol' Joe Smith was getting chased away, half way across the country.
What's also interesting, the pro-Prop. 8 crowd doesn't like it that the LGBT community is continuing the fight for their basic civil rights, publishing the names of donors that supported suppressing them, and organizing boycotts, to which Tbogg sums it up, rather nicely;
The kind of person who contributes money to deny their fellow citizens their civil rights are not someday magically going to be part of the solution: they're the problem. These are not people to be reasoned with; they're ignorant, they're haters and they're bigots and the only thing people like that understand is power.Hmmm ... I don't think Ol' Joe Smith would be hip to giving away millions of his money ... I mean, how was he going to fund, and support that convenient revelation of "The more wives, the merrier!"?
Ahh, but the noise volume, is, in all likelihood, going to go way beyond a deafening crescendo.
If the California Supreme Court strikes down Prop. 8, you can expect that to go to the Nine-In-Black, and couple that with the pressure on the Obama Administration, to work with the Dem-Majority Congress to sweep out the 'Defense of Marriage Act', there's the Dying Elephants 2012 platform right there.
Perkins and Dobson, as well as the deadwood, but powerless, Republicans in Congress will go full-bore Elmer Gantry in stoking the base that the End of Days is coming.
Obama can stand on the South Lawn, over a bonfire of burning dollar bills and that won't register a hoot with these people.
They will become rabid and tunnel-visioned, continuing the Bush Grindhouse legacy of Us vs.Them.
So, we'll go with the final word here, used by Candice to her big Bro, to sum things up;
What really worries me is that you are always willing to use LGBT Americans as political weapons to further your ambitions. That's really so '90s, Newt. In this day and age, it's embarrassing to watch you talk like that. You should be more afraid of the new political climate in America, because, there is no place for you in it.
In other words, stop being a hater, big bro.
Me thinks that Newt The Savior, for his 2012 run, will have taken his clue from Robert Mitchum, in 'Night of the Hunter', excepting, he'll have "Hate" tattooed on both hands.
Bonus Nothing Proper About Prop. 8 Riffs
Pam Spaulding: How the well-oiled Mormon machine helped pass Prop 8
Prairie Weather: It's not about "gay"
Dan Morain: James Dobson's Focus on the Family praises Prop. 8 and passes the collection plate
Mike Tidmus: God smites the gays with wildfires
Balloon Juice: You Should Love Ashton Kutcher
Well, it may be that those salad days of shopping, slaughtering turkeys, and inspiring strangers to give a "Thank You" shout out, will be looked at as "the good days".
News comes The Land of the Midnight Sun that Mommy Moose will be getting a look-over that doesn’t send starbursts through the screen.
Mudflats has it in a most creative post today;
Alaska Needs Your Help! In Which I Explain That the Creature from the Black Lagoon is a Good Guy
The boaters realize with growing dismay that the crowd that has gathered on the shore has not come to help them fight off the beast. They are actually cheering for the creature who has boarded the boat! What can this mean?! Why do they hate us?! Quick, offer this thing a sandwiche or something!And what would this "Call to Action be?
But neither the creature, nor the townsfolk on the shore will be deterred. The creature has made itself quite comfortable on the boat, and is now sitting, and has actually begun to row the boat ashore (Hallelujah!) with the intent of delivering the trembling crew right into the middle of the mob of agitated townsfolk….
It’s amazing what can be brought to life with some good old fashioned community organizing. What all this means is that Alaskans for Truth is now an official Political Action Committee, registered with the Alaska Public Offices Commission. And they have issued a call to action.
Rather than to try to figure out how to get our creature to pull something out of his non-existant pocket, and read an eloquent call to action, I’ll just give you a link to the Alaskans for Truth website, which spells it all out. What do they want?Hmmm ... Sounds a lot different than the Palin Truth Squad we wrote about, wondering if they got per diems too, and, flashing that big, giant "P" in the sky, whenever someone told the truth about Mommy Moose.
1. Censure of the Governor for violating the Alaska Executive Branch Ethics Act.
2. Penalties for the state employees and Todd Palin who ignored subpoenas.
3. Hold hearings on whether Governor Palin and her husband committed perjury in their sworn statement to Timothy Petumenos.
4. An independent investigation into Attorney General Talis Colberg’s alleged witness tampering in the Troopergate investigation.
Ahhh , but that was the dwarfs, finks, phonies and frauds Palin Truth Squad.
Here's to the Alaskans for Truth, and their success, so that we can have a quieter 2012, leaving only the other Republican nitwits to fight it out.
Oh yeah, one tip;
Ask about her new house....
If this had happened in the USA, I suspect, we'd be in Day Three of a Right Wing Freak Show blizzard, on how conspicuous for this to occur, on the heels of Barack Obama being elected.
Can you say Alien Muslim?
No doubt, now that he has the White House, this blazing light was none other then the rest of the inhabitants of Obama's planet coming to colonize Earth .
Comment dit-on, la Commission canadienne du Area 51?
The buzz that has Canadian (and I suspect, scores around the world) sporting tented-type pants today, is the footage, caught by a police dash cam, of a blazing, bright, assumed meteor, streaking over the Western Canada skies
Police dash cam of Meteor over Edmonton, Canada 11/20/2008
Reports of meteor streaking across Prairies
A bright light lit up the sky around 5:30 MT Thursday evening in Western Canada, with people reporting sightings in Alberta and Saskatchewan.We'll have to wait, and see, if any pieces or chunks of this alleged meteor is found.
People telephoned the CBC newsrooms in Edmonton and Calgary to talk about what they saw.
"It was a really big flash, lit up the sky, and there was this huge, flaming fireball falling from the sky," said Rowyn Windsor, 12, who lives on the Canadian Forces base in Cold Lake, Alta., about 350 kilometres northeast of Edmonton.
And with this being a the Thanksgiving Holiday week, you can expect to see this story overplayed in the media, particularly, on local news outlets, completely with inane, "They're Here!" banter from the co-anchors, with silly clichés invoking movies from 'E.T.' to 'The Day The Earth Stood Still'.
Klaatu barada nikto!
Bonus "They're Here" Riffs
Meteor seemed really close, many western Canadians report
Meteor lights up Canada's skies
Witnesses: Large meteor streaks across Canada sky