Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Top Ten Cloves: Possible Problems With Suing God

News Item: State Sen. Ernie Chambers Sues God

10. Good luck serving the subpoena

9. He can tie you up in motions for centuries

8. Wake up one morning to find your house and lawn covered with locusts

7. He'll cite the mitigating factor of abuse by the Romans to get the suit dropped.

6. He files for "change of venue"; Wants trial to take place in Ave Marie, Florida

5. Out-of-sight costs to have translators in court that can handle the "speaking in tongues" thing

4. Have to find a courthouse that has a lightening rod

3. Next time you go to confession, for a penance, priest tells you to drop the suit

2. Bury you in paperwork ... His witness list: Allah, Buddha, and a whole boatload of Greek, Egyptian, Chinese, and Tibetan Gods...

1. Will make the Book of Revelation look like a kindergarten primer if He has to come down and take the stand

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