Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Top Ten Cloves: Ways To Tell Your Next Door Neighbor May Be Conducting Illegal Dogfights

News Item: Falcons' Vick Indicted In Dogfighting Case; Star QB Alleged to Have Been Highly Involved

10. You invite him and his dog over to watch the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show - His dog eats the television

9. Dog collars and leashes are delivered by the crate

8. Passes off the huge fighting ring he's built in his basement as having to do with his religion

7. Everytime he passes you when you're walking your little mixed poodle, he sneers at the dog and murmurs "pussy"

6. Piles of blood-soaked towels on the back porch? - Says cuts himself shaving a lot

5. Notice his dogs don't fetch the newspaper, they fetch the newsboy

4. After you confront him about abusing the dogs, he tries to tell you he's "with the CIA and these are Al Qaeda dogs"

3. Claims the non-stop barking and yelping is just him, watching his Lassie DVD collection

2. Has a habit of saying "As you know, you have to go to dogfights with the dogs you have, not the dogs you want,"

1. With all the cars and other dogs coming around at all hours, tries to pass himself off as a "Dog Whisperer"

Bonus Link

ESPN: Legal odds against Vick just got much longer

A Dog's Worst Friend

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