Editor's Note: New York Mets Fans ... You can click to another post
It's Major League Baseball Playoff Time! ... The beginning of the steps to the Fall Classic, the World Series
And it's become now, a public service for The Garlic.
So many have written, thanking The Garlic for enlightening them, not making feel like their sitting in the corner, wearing a dunce cap, while attending a baseball playoff party.
They've had no need to jump up and go to The Google, to look up what "He'll be taking in this situation" or trying to find the "Utility Field" that the "Utilityfielder" plays at. "He's working the count" will no longer be mystery.
Don't be anxious or lost any longer ... Just read The Garlic's legendary essay;
Could You Please Tell Me, What Is This Thing Called Baseball?
And here's some of the latest testimonials that have come in.
Dear Garlic;
You can pass on to your readers that I will be turning the Internet back on, only so we can keep track of the baseball playoffs ... Thanks for your essay ... I've been busy lately and it was a big help
Senior General Than Shwe
Union of Myanmar
Hey, Garlic;
Great article! ... I sure can tell you one thing, there aren't any phony players in the playoffs this year ...
Rush Limbaugh
Bloated Radio Talking Head
P.S. I'm rooting for whoever Media Matters is rooting against!
Dear The Garlic;
Thanks for the great baseball article ... I'm so glad the kids are with their father now ... I can have some piece-and-quiet, knock back a few beers while watching the games
Britney Spears
Singer?
Dear Garlic;
Man, I had the chance to read your baseball essay while I was waiting for my court appearance ... Really solid! ... I'm so glad I made bail so I can watch the playoffs on my big screen TV (Oops - Don't tell the Goldmans' or they'll be coming after me for it).
Peace
O.J. Simpson
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