Well, it seems that we have a military-diplomacy Three Card Monte situation in the making, attempting to solve the Iraq Situation.
There is, of course the Iraq Study Group, led by Big Daddy’s man, James Baker.
Then, last week, the Decider himself announced the White House, itself, would review policy options, separate from those of Big Daddy Baker’s group. And related, there’s The Garlic’s scoop on VP Cheney going off on his own, full speed ahead, with his own study group.
Now we have the Pentagon coming out and jumping on the study group merry-go-round, with not one, not two, but three options - "Go Big," "Go Long" and "Go Home."
As soon as The Garlic saw this, well, the cords and melody of a theme song for the stodgy, button-downed Pentagon filled the air.
Think Mel Torme and the tune “Too Close For Comfort”
Go Big, Go Long, Go Home, my troops
Don't upset Baker’s groups when he's so close
Be soft, be sweet, but be discreet
Don't go off your feet, he's so close for comfort
Too close, too close for comfort, please, not again
Too close, too close to know just when to say "Leave
Go Big, Go Long, Go Home, beware
On your guard, take care, while there's such temptation
One thing leads to another
Too late to hide from The Father
He's much too close for comfort now
[Instrumental]
Too close, too close for comfort, please, not again
Too close, too close to know just when to say "Leave
Go Big, Go Long, Go Home, beware
On your guard, take care, while there's such temptation
One thing leads to another
Too late to hide from The Father
He's much too close for comfort now
He's much too close for comfort now
Mel Torme, The Velvet Fog, while having a monster career as a jazz vocalist, is equally famous for penning the now classic, and ubiquitous, tune, ‘The Christmas Song’, made popular by another legendary singer, Nat King Cole
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