Sunday, November 26, 2006

More Eggnog, Mr. President? ... The Results - The Garlic's Weekly Poll

Heading into the Thanksgiving Day Holiday, probably the person most disappointed in the cancellation of the O.J. Simpson-Fox Television Special and book deal was President Bush. For a few fleeting days, The Juice was running ahead of The Decider as the most hated and scorned person in America (despite a late, running entry from Michael ‘Kramer” Richards)

But our Court-Appointed-President wasn’t relinquishing the title without a fight

"We'll succeed unless we quit,” he said, making the profound analogy between the lessons of Vietnam and his Iraq quagmire

Let’s try that one on for size, especially if the King of Jordan’s prophecy of three civil wars firing up in the Middle East in 2007 comes about (and with his Vice President sulking, in the background, that he can’t start a fourth one in Iran)

More work for the Lincoln Group, sure, but, geesh, having to do all those nasty press conferences ... all the spinning of progress being made...

No doubt, at the cost of an extra AA meeting, or two, the eggnog at the White House was heavily spiked this holiday

The Results - The Garlic's Weekly Poll November 19 - November 25, 2006

President Bush’s biggest worries, returning from Vietnam, and heading into the Thanksgiving Holiday break are ...

1. Fearing he’ll be labeled as “soft of terror”, has had strong feeling not to pardon the Official White House Turkey this year Tally 42%

2. Someone from the White House staff stood in-line for hours to snag him one of the Sony PlayStation 3 units Tally 23%

3. That he got in-and-out of Vietnam without anyone opening up the investigation into his National Guard service Tally 20%

4. Only has about six-weeks with the Lame Duck Majority Congress to push through his War Act against Iran Tally 14%

This week’s Poll - With the War in Iraq now longer than World War II, President Bush will likely...

Scroll up to the top right corner to place your vote

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