8 July 2009... On The Garlic
Instant Racist Ignorant Dolts - The Valley Swim Club
8 July 2008... On The Garlic
It's Now The Denver Four!
If He Lived In Australia ...
8 July 2007... On The Garlic
Retro Garlic: Sorry Rita, We Tried ... 7 New Wonders of the World Chosen
8 July 2006... On The Garlic
More Letters On The Garlic’s Baseball Piece
8 July 2005... On The Garlic
A Call For Peace
Thursday, July 08, 2010
This Date ... On The Garlic
Wednesday, July 07, 2010
This Date ... On The Garlic
7 July 2009... On The Garlic
Retro Garlic: Yeah, But Will He Be Getting Paid?
More McNamara, New Jack City Edition
Yeah, They Got The Name Right Now
We Always Knew The Big Apple Was Expensive ...
7 July 2008... On The Garlic
This Was Too Surreal ...
7 July 2006... On The Garlic
Breaking News! Lieberman Pledges To Support “Whichever Party Elects Me”; Post-Debate Bombshell - Lieberman Announces Plan C – Will Run In All 50 States; Hires Nader For ‘Underdog” Experience; Pledges To Support “Whichever Party Elects Me”
Top Ten Cloves: Issues For Tom Delay With Having To Stay On Ballot In November
7 July 2005... On The Garlic
Miller Sticks To Guns, Jailed For Not Naming Source; "His Way" Hogan Places Writer With Other Special Cases He's Sentenced
London Wins Olympic Bid, But With A Catch; IOC Names Switzerland As Games Official Food Host
Top Ten Cloves: Ways Senate Will Ignore Special Interest Groups Over Court Pick
Tuesday, July 06, 2010
This Date ... On The Garlic
6 July 2009... On The Garlic
He Should Have Stuck To Making Cars
Now It's The Honeybees!
6 July 2008... On The Garlic
Oil That Is, Black Gold, Tehran Tea ...
Rice Audtioning For New Role of Aricept Spokesperson
Top Ten Cloves: Ways Google Can Provide Better Day Care
6 July 2007... On The Garlic
Let's Hear It For The Quid Pro Quo ... New Garlic Song - Hush Little Libby
Of Blackboards, Chalk and Legacies ... The Constitutional Crises Continues
6 July 2005... On The Garlic
Cheney Emerging As Next Justice Pick By Bush Feared; VP On Vetting Panel; Nearly Same Situation But Now Has Residency Established
Rove Said To Be "Under Pressure" Over Leak Accusation; Key Bush Strategist Shows "Erratic Behavior" As Critics, Press Call For Admission
Top Ten Cloves: Other Things Jacques Chirac Thinks of England and Finland
Monday, July 05, 2010
This Date ... On The Garlic
5 July 2009... On The Garlic
Crazy"
5 July 2008... On The Garlic
So Nice ... The Very Last Moments of Jesse Helms
5 July 2006... On The Garlic
Garlic Exclusive! 1st Draft Of Coulter’s Plagiarism Response; Coulter Speaks (Sort Of)
Top Ten Cloves: Possible Reasons For North Korea To Run Missile Tests
5 July 2005... On The Garlic
Conservatives Threaten Taco Bell Boycott, Justice Weekends; Economic Message To Bush If Gonzales Placed On High Court
Founder of Earth Day, Gaylord A. Nelson, Dead at 89; Mother Earth To Offer "Volcanic Salute To A Great Friend"
Live 8 Concerts Generate Over 26 Million Text Messages; Over 24-Million Exchanged About "The Blond In Front of The London Stage"
Top Ten Cloves: Most Surprising Things NASA Discovers With Deep Impact and Comet Tempel 1
Sunday, July 04, 2010
This Date ... On The Garlic
4 July 2009... On The Garlic
Happy Fourth of July!
4 July 2008... On The Garlic
Garlictorial: He Did What? ... Where?
What Better Way To Capture The Essence of the Day
Have You Thanked America?
Garlictorial: La Cage aux Florida
4 July 2007... On The Garlic
Garlictorial: Happy 4th of July ... Okay, It May Be Down To This .... Citizen's Arrest!
4 July 2006... On The Garlic
Garlictorial: Happy 4th of July - To Be A Fly On The Potato Salad Up In Kennebunkport Today
Top Ten Cloves: Reasons New Superman Isn’t Fighting For Truth, Justice and The American Way
Saturday, July 03, 2010
This Date ... On The Garlic
3 July 2009... On The Garlic
Now, Only An Ex-Governor, With Lipstick
3 July 2007... On The Garlic
Minced Garlic - New Keith Olbermann Special Comment: Bush, Cheney should resign
You Got Away With It Once, Cheney, But We're Watching You ... The Results - The Garlic's Weekly Poll
3 July 2006... On The Garlic
Top Ten Cloves: Things Superman Will Do To Show That He Is Not Gay
Friday, July 02, 2010
This Date ... On The Garlic
2 July 2009... On The Garlic
New Billy Mays Pitch ... Casket-Glo
2 July 2008... On The Garlic
Raymond, Why don't you pass the time with a game of solitaire?
I Could'a Had Class ... I Could'a Been A Contender ...
2 July 2007... On The Garlic
"What Did He Know and When Did He Know It" ... The Monday Massacre
Appellate Court Playing Our Song - Libby Denied Bond Pending Appeal
2 July 2006... On The Garlic
Weekend Special - Sautéed Cloves
Another spirited week of voting, on The Garlic’s Weekly Poll ...The Garlic's Weekly Poll Results - Cheney/Rice Beat Out Coulter
Thursday, July 01, 2010
This Date ... On The Garlic
1 July 2009... On The Garlic
They See London, They See France ...
Not Sure What Kind of Stimulus Package Would Be Appropriate Here ...
Fête du Canada!
Forget Bears, He's Always Been Smarter Than The Average Person
1 July 2008... On The Garlic
Top Ten Cloves: About The Only Way General Wesley Clark Could Have Done Worse
1 July 2005... On The Garlic
DC Holiday Fireworks To Feature Bolton; Park Service Officials Livid At New Novak Leak
GoldenPalace.Com Rumored To Win Lunch With Buffet for $351G's; Funds Go To Charity; Extra's Included Oracle of Omaha Being Tattooed With Casino Logo
Top Ten Cloves: Things That Will Ruin Your Summer Vacation
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
This Date ... On The Garlic
30 June 2009... On The Garlic
Like A Lover
30 June 2008... On The Garlic
Round and Round and Round ...
A Wolcott Howler!
30 June 2006... On The Garlic
Breaking News! White House, Congress To Clear “Outrage Backlog”; Bush, Congress Plan Retro Rebuke Of Novak, Sun-Times Over Plame Leak; Tracing Funds, Gay Marriage, Flag Amendment, War On Terror Cited For “Outrage Backlog”
Top Ten Cloves: Things Overheard On President Bush’s Trip To Graceland
30 June 2005... On The Garlic
Army Recruiting Up; Now Eyes Increase In Applause; White House To Investigate Low Clapping During Ft. Bragg Terror Speech
Top Ten Cloves: Ways The Army Met Recruiting Goals For First Time Since January
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
This Date ... On The Garlic
29 June 2009... On The Garlic
The New Musical: "Web Site Story."
29 June 2008... On The Garlic
No, Wait ... I Think It's Iran Training al-Qaeda To Pump The Gas ...
More Carlin ...
29 June 2007... On The Garlic
Moyers Mashes Magpie Murdoch
Top Ten Cloves: Things To Do While Waiting In Line To Buy The New iPhone
29 June 2006... On The Garlic
Top Ten Cloves: Things Overheard In Supreme Court, During Guantanamo War Crimes Trials Deliberations
29 June 2005... On The Garlic
Bush Clarifies Iraq Mission; New Contract Issued To Halliburton To Measure Elusive Progress
Confusion, Disappointment Follows Graham Crusade; Many Mistook Revival For Justice Sunday Event; Wanted Rhetoric, Not Redemption
Aruban Case Expanding To Europe; Anyone Named van der Sloot Being Rounded-Up
Top Ten Cloves: How Iraqis Celebrated Year Anniversary of Sovereignty
Monday, June 28, 2010
This Date ... On The Garlic
28 June 2009... On The Garlic
It's Kaboom-Time for Billy Mays
28 June 2008... On The Garlic
Unity? ... Show Me The Money!
28 June 2007... On The Garlic
Here's At Least One Person We Know, For Sure, Isn't Part of The Executive Branch
Everybody, Give A Big Hand! ... Let's Welcome NBC's David Gregory To The Freak Show!
28 June 2006... On The Garlic
White House, RNC Rolling Out Greatest Hits, Summer Reruns; Times Bashing, Santorum WMD’s Sign of Rove Bookmark For Base; Mehlman Promises “To Stay The Course On Dems”
Top Ten Cloves: Things Overheard In Senate Yesterday, During Flag Burning Debate and Vote
28 June 2005... On The Garlic
Supreme Court In Disarray; Confuses Two Rulings; Demand Reporters Provide Source of Ten Commandments
Bush Undecided On Speech Wardrobe; Aides Suggest Fatigues Over Flight Suit As Means To Show Determination
Gonzales Unwraps Justice Statues With Fanfare; 'When Eagles Soar' Played During Unveiling; New AG Orders Fully Nude Works
Rumsfeld Confirms Insurgent Talks and Long Haul; Details Sketchy But "Not Negotiating With Terrorists"
Top Ten Cloves: Other Things Dick Cheney Thinks Is In Its' Last Throes"
Sunday, June 27, 2010
This Date ... On The Garlic
27 June 2009... On The Garlic
Imagenes Latinas
27June 2008... On The Garlic
Top Ten Cloves: Things John McCain Does On Weekends, Rather Then Campaigning
Oh Yeah ...There'll Be Hard Karma A'Comin' ...
27 June 2007... On The Garlic
Send In The Clowns ... It's Wednesday And All Good Things Must End ... Cheneypalooza! ... ' Leaving No Tracks'
Top Ten Cloves: Suprising Revelations, So Far, In Released, Declassified CIA Files
27 June 2006... On The Garlic
Top Ten Cloves: Things Overheard During Abu Ghraib Prisoner Release Today
27 June 2005... On The Garlic
Bush Presses Iraqi Leader On Statehood; Not Giving Up But Action Needed If Iraq To Become 51st State
Major Cities Waste No Time In Taking Court Ruling To Action; Acres Seized In Land Grab, Some Say Biggest Since West Was Settled In 1800's
Katie Holmes Career In Jeopardy; First Sciencetology, Now Must Study Psychiatry
Top Ten Cloves: Other Places and Events The Denver Three Are Barred From Entering
Saturday, June 26, 2010
This Date ... On The Garlic
26 June 2008... On The Garlic
Yoo's Crossing
26 June 2007... On The Garlic
It's Tuesday And It's Still A Cheneypalooza! ... ' A Strong Push From Backstage'
Run For Your Lives ... Ann Coulter Alert!
26 June 2006... On The Garlic
Bin Laden, In New Video, Joins Bush In Slamming New York Times; Laments Lost Donations Over Lateness Of Banking Records Story; “First Our Phones, Now Our ATM’s”
Top Ten Cloves: Ways Roger Ailes and Fox News Plans On Ending Its’ Ratings Slump
Friday, June 25, 2010
This Date ... On The Garlic
25 June 2009... On The Garlic
Unconvicted Child Molester Summoned For His Judgement Day
Tie Me Down Kangaroo, Sport ...
You Light Up My Courtroom
We Told You Some Buns Would Be Steamed
25 June 2008... On The Garlic
Top Ten Cloves: Other Ways Ralph Nader Could Have Made News Today
Good Post Alert: Letter to Mesopotamia
25 June 2007... On The Garlic
Bong Hits 4 Roberts
It's Monday, And The Cheneypalooza Is Rolling On! ... ' Pushing the Envelope on Presidential Power'
25 June 2006... On The Garlic
Weekend Special - Sautéed Cloves
Poll Results - Our First Dead-Heat! ... The Garlic's Weekly Poll: With Karl Rove’s theme of Cut-and-Run for the GOP’s Fall Mid-Term Elections, what Rove really means is ...
Thursday, June 24, 2010
This Date ... On The Garlic
24 June 2009... On The Garlic
Governor Gaucho!
24 June 2008... On The Garlic
Hey, Hoyer (and Pelosi) ... Politico ... Suck On This!
Bet On The Bug Shit
Yeah, Karl, We Certainly Know The Type
Forget The Green-Screen, Why Show Him Throwing Out Garbage?
24 June 2006... On The Garlic
More Cheneypalooza! 'A Different Understanding With the President'
24 June 2005... On The Garlic
High Court Approves Bush's 'Clean City Act'; 5-4 Decision Paves Way for Govt. Cherry-Picking Eminent Domain Properties
Frist Distances Himself From Gitmo MD's; Ethical Issues Reveled; Frist Says He's Never Made Exam or Viewed Tape
Top Ten Cloves: Other Different Philosophies, According to White House PR Man Scott McClellan, That Karl Rove Has
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
This Date ... On The Garlic
23 June 2009... On The Garlic
This Is Going To Steam A Lot of Buns
GREEEEEEEEEEEEN! Turns To Blue
Senator Bob Corker ... Instant Ignorant Dolt ... And, Flaming Asshole!
I Wonder Where They Learned This Trick?
Senator Bob Corker ... Instant Ignorant Dolt ... And, Flaming Asshole!
23 June 2008... On The Garlic
What's Next ... An "Ek-A-Lec-Tic" Reading List?
Top Ten Cloves: Other Things, Besides The Internet, That John McCain May Be Aware Of
RIP George Carlin ... And Start The Investigation
23 June 2007... On The Garlic
"I Am Spartacus" ... The Bush Grindhouse and Cheneypalooza
23 June 2006... On The Garlic
Top Ten Cloves: Other Big, Breaking News Senator Rick Santorum Is Eager To Announce
23 June 2005... On The Garlic
Al Qaeda, OSHA Clash Over Workplace Safety; With Iraq As Training Facility, Safety Agency Wants Compliance
23 Disney Parks Overrun As Southern Baptists End Boycott; Gates Locked On Mob By 11AM; Nagging Children Key To Breaking Stalemate
Biden Looking At Presidential Run In 2008; Taking First Step of Staffing, Including Proofreaders and Fact Checkers
Winn-Dixie Announces Cuts of 22,000 Jobs; Movie Bombed, Cost Increases Prolong Bankruptcy
Top Ten Cloves: Other Things The Los Angles Times Might Experiment With
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
This Date ... On The Garlic
22 June 2009... On The Garlic
Top Ten Cloves: Possible Reasons There Was More Votes Than Voters In Iran
Tweedle-Dee, Twitter-Dough ... Dell Cashes In
22 June 2008... On The Garlic
"This Is The Capitulation We Have Been Waiting For!" ... Or; "A Cave-In You Can Believe In"
Has Anyone Asked The Oil Companies This Question?
Top Ten Cloves: Other Possible Reasons Scottish Pupils Don't Do Well In Exams
22 June 2007... On The Garlic
Clock's Ticking Again - Some More Heads To Be Pulled Out of Asses ... Step Right Up Dorothy Rabinowitz ... And Richard Cohen
Red Rover, Red Rover, Send Dickie Right Over ... Its' A Cheneypalooza!
22 June 2006... On The Garlic
New GOP/RNC Slogan - “Two Parties Enter ... One Party Leads” – Echoes Through Senate Today; GOP Taunts Dems After Shooting Down Pullout Vote; Takes On New ‘Mad Max” Slogan To Laud Majority And Cool Down Cut-And-Run Charges
Top Ten Cloves: Things President Bush Can Do To Boost His Popularity In Europe
22 June 2005... On The Garlic
Rice Threatens Egypt and Saudi Arabia; Urges Democratic Reform or "We'll Throw Your Countries Into Turmoil just like we've done with Iraq"
Banana Republic Group Blasts Bush, Bolton; "These Guys Are Making Us Look Like A Dynasty"
Top Ten Cloves: Ways Ken Tomlinson Will Try To Survive His Latest Scandal
Monday, June 21, 2010
This Date ... On The Garlic
21 June 2007... On The Garlic
The Laura Bush Bummer Bombing-of-the Day ... And the *61 President
Top Ten Cloves: Strange Behavior First Day of Summer Visits Upon People
21 June 2006... On The Garlic
Many Europeans Fear North Korean Missile Strike On Bush While At EU Summit; With Image At Low Point, Europeans Lament Bush Visit During Summer Solstice
Top Ten Cloves: Things Overheard Last Night At Scooter Libby Fundraiser
21 June 2005... On The Garlic
Google Drops Bombshell - Will Compete With U.S. Treasury; Markets Close Early and Troops Activated; eBay Said To Be Dumping PayPal
F.B.I. Finally Gets Photos, Files On Terrorism; Senior Agents in Counterterrosim Thought Osama bin Laden was Illinois Senator
Heinz Buying Danone Groups' HP Foods; Longtime Goal of 57 Varieties of Worcestershire Sauce Near
Top Ten Cloves: Places That Porter Goss Thinks Osama bin Laden Is Hiding
Sunday, June 20, 2010
This Date ... On The Garlic
20 June 2009... On The Garlic
Isfahan
20 June 2008... On The Garlic
Happy Summertime!
Bob Ryan's "Greatest of the green"
20 June 2006... On The Garlic
This Just In! - White House Says No Terror Alert Over Aide’s Conviction; Rove To Say “On Message” Smearing Dems; Nixed Bush Surprise Visit To Courthouse To Offer Testimony
Top Ten Cloves: Besides “Last Throes”, Other Things Dick Cheney May Have Underestimated
20 June 2005... On The Garlic
Bush Threatens Spain With Axis Placement; President "Extremely Displeased" With Gay Marriage Vote
Officials Say Two Jacksons Cause of California Quakes; News of Laker Signing and Trial Acquittal Rattle Entire State
Rep Hunter May Leave Congress For Restaurant Biz; Says "Different Stress Level" But "More Fun In The Kitchen, Than On The Floor"
Top Ten Cloves: Things Overheard At The Iranian Election
Saturday, June 19, 2010
This Date ... On The Garlic
19 June 2009... On The Garlic
Make Way For The New Jib Jab!
19 June 2008... On The Garlic
Life Imitates Art ... Or, Did Burt Lancaster Invent Google Earth?
19 June 2007... On The Garlic
Top Ten Cloves: How Being Named "Girl Scout For Life" Is Going To Cramp Dolly Parton's Style
Retro Garlic ... Cómo Se Dices "You're In The Army Now
19 June 2006... On The Garlic
Breaking News! - Staffers calling the President “Svengali”; Bush Threatens North Korea With Unannounced Visit If Missile Tested; Will Subject Kim Jong II To The “Look In The Eyes”; Boasts “Talk To Maliki or Gates If You Think I’m Bluffing”
Top Ten Cloves: Things The CIA Will Do To Boost Morale and Rebuild Spy Network