Top Ten Cloves: About The Only Way General Wesley Clark Could Have Done Worse

News Item: Clark: Outrage over my comments a 'manufactured issue'

10. Clark making the statements, but not being aware of the Internet

9. Clark and his wife didn't pay their property taxes

8. While being touted as a VP candidate, it comes out that Clark participated in an exorcism

7. Clark having a Mini-Me, like Joe Lieberman, who would amplify the remarks

6. What's the big deal? Clark made his comments on a weekend

5. If Clark had announced a plan for a new car battery, but the prize was only $200-Million

4. Clark making the same statements, but he was the one that was a member of the Keating Five

3. That MoveOn.org did a commerical and said General Wesley Clark couldn't have Little Alex

2. Clark going out and angrily barking that McCain's wife was a C****

1. If Clark was the one that thought Iran was training Al Qaeda in Iraq


Bonus Phony Outraged Stumblin' Bumblin John McCain Riffs

Greg Sargent and Eric Kleefeld: Now A McCain Surrogate Demeans Wes Clark's Service

Nicole Belle: John McCain: I’m Shocked–Shocked!–That There’s Campaigning Going On Here!

Steve Benen: Note to McCain campaign: Stop going to the empty well

MediaMatters: What Gen. Clark Actually Said; Media Falsely Claim Clark Attacked McCain's Service

Brilliant at Breakfast: And why CAN'T a 4-star general ask the question?