Kinky Friedman, who recently has been certified to appear on the November ballot as a candidate for the race of Governor of Texas, and, potentially, the first Independent Texas Governor since Sam Houston, said that, if elected, and if Tom Delay gets convicted, he’ll commute his sentence to public service.
“I want to see that weasel, in an orange jumpsuit, hammering out picking up roadside trash in the broiling heat for a few months”
Senator Joe Lieberman (D-CT) said he was undecided that, if he loses his Democratic primary race to Ned Lamont, that he run in the general election as an Independent. Lieberman said that will hinge on whether the “RNC can get those
The White House admitted this week that President Bush, on any given day, takes to wearing “shoe lifts”.
Congressman Will Jefferson (D-LA) announced this week that, with Summer officially on now, he plans on carrying $40,000-$50,000 in cash “around in a cooler”. The congressman refused to say if the cooler was a gift, or something he purchased but did suggest that it was important to his work
Col. Muammar Qadhafi, still cautious that President Bush will invade and occupy Libya, offered, through Swiss Officials, to let Libya be the target of the North Korean missile, to show his “goodwill” in wanting good relations with the United States
After a protracted session, White House Press Secretary Tony Snow came to agreement with the White House Press Corps.
Snow will write 500-times on a blackboard “I will not pick on Helen Thomas anymore”, after Snow belittled and scolded the veteran reporter for simply following up on a question
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