News Item: FBI Says Jefferson Was Filmed Taking Cash
9. New, improved egg holder, large enough to hold Fabergé Eggs
8. Planning a Special Duke Cunningham Walk-In Model that can accommodate cars, boats, Oriental rugs, mirrored armoires and candelabras
7. New Designer Color – Dollar Bill Green!
6. For access to some quick cash, Lettuce Bin expanded to hold up to $15,000
5. Optional “No Defrost - Self-Cleaning” models to come with private bank account in
4. Attempting to get
3. Built-in water and ice dispensers now retooled to deliver change for $100
2. Product Placement Bonanza: Setting up meeting between Jefferson and
1. New GE Tagline – “We Hide The Good Things In Life”
Said to be in development are cash-hiding freezers - available only to members of Congress - that come with the security of being guarded by polar bears
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