Top Ten Cloves: Besides “Last Throes”, Other Things Dick Cheney May Have Underestimated

News Item: Cheney Says U.S. Underestimated Iraq Insurgency

10. With too few of them in the world, how the Germans didn’t have the foresight to save Hitler’s Secret Bunker

9. How long Osama bin Laden can stay hidden for

8. That we’re not prosecuting more journalists for leaking information about our War On Terror

7. Just how much money one can stash in a typical, American freezer

6. What are you saying – Dubai Company is still running U.S. Ports?

5. The lengths that Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald is going to, to tie me into the CIA Leak Case

4. Someone in the U.S. Embassy in Iraq would actually send, over unsecured lines, such a grim report on life in Baghdad

3. That Rumsfield could, impressively, stay on message and thwart the defense procurement scandal inquiry

2. How well David Addington understands the need to acquire and consolidate Executive Office Power

1. Come to think of it, the size of Karl Roves’ big, fat backside

When it comes to staying on message, and promoting the Bush Agenda, Vice President Dick Cheney is said to be able to “throw it with the best of them”