Sunday, June 18, 2006

Weekend Special - Sautéed Cloves 18 June 2006












Scientists showed more alarm this week that Global Warming is reaching a critical point with the evidence that polar bears are lining the waters' edge, looking forlornly at passing boats and ships, seeking to get off the Artic Cap














Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer said on Friday not to expect great changes, due to the sudden departure of founder Bill Gates.

Ballmer cautioned newly appointed executives, Chief Software Architect Ray Ozzie and Chief Research and Strategy Officer Craig Mundie that "that I have no intentions of ceasing to fly off the handle, throw chairs, kick ass and take names"



















Former AOL founder and CEO Steve Case applauded eBay's move last week, to to link sellers and buyers by telephone and said he regrets, “not waiting longer, to, potentially partner and merge with eBay, instead of Time-Warner


















Time Magazine said that they plan on using the "Bloody Red X" in an upcoming issue - for the second time in as many months - to announce that Ann Coulter has been "officially determined not to matter any longer"


Karl Rove, in releasing his 2005 Financial Disclosure information, required by Federal Ethics Laws, claimed over $17-Million in Smears.


























The Pentagon announced a new campaign for the fight against insurgents in Iraq.

Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfield intends to "glare at them" until "every last, single one of them is gone"

1 comment:

357martini said...

When DID Ann Coulter actually matter?