Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Places That Porter Goss Thinks Osama bin Laden Is Hiding

10. Most recent sighting was that he was a candidate in the just-held Iranian Presidential election

9. Goss disputes latest revelation and believes bin Laden was actually Deep Throat

8. In Dick Durbin's basement

7. At the New England Patriots spring camp, trying to make it as a walk-on at wide receiver

6. He went to Disneyland!

5. Goss isn't exactly sure but heard Bill Frist has some videotape to review on it

4. He's missing, or hiding, somewhere in Aruba

3. Got on a bus, went to Las Vegas but then, ended up in New Mexico

2. Was an unindicted co-conspirator in the Tyco case and is now in the FBI's Witness Protection Program

1. Summering up in Kennebunkport at the Bush's place

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