Friday, June 24, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Other Different Philosophies, According to White House PR Man Scott McClellan, That Karl Rove Has


10. All liberals and Democrats suck


9. That the Los Angeles Times needs therapy for that Wikitorial thing they tried running

8. Times Square was more fun before Rudy Gulliani cleaned it up

7. Michael Moore, in particular, sucks

6. Absolutely nothing wrong with being in the White House Steam Room at the same time Jeff Gannon was

5. It's a perfect, legitimate act to suppress voting in Presidential elections

4. Certainly appropriate to have White House PR Person make excuses for idiotic statements by White House Strategists

3. Children, today, would be better off switching from PBS, to the Fox News Network if they want to learn more

2. Rather satisfying to leak and uncover CIA operatives who are the spouse of one of your political enemies

1. You place the former company of the Vice President in charge of rebuilding the country you're tearing apart with a war

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