After being hounded by the media, for his comments last week that “Valerie Plame was not a CIA Agent”, the indicted former Majority Leader Tom Delayadmitted that “I wasn’t really a Congressman, either”
DNC Leader Howard Dean joined the critics lambasting The New York Times, over their publishing of President Bush’s secret review of financial records.
Dean questioned “Why the Times didn’t sit on the story for a year, and print it after the elections, like they did with the NSA Wiretapping scoop ...”
Dan Abrams, recently elevated to the top post at MSNBC said this week that he is not daunted by the work that lay ahead of him.
“Summer just started and I’m pretty confident that some white woman will go missing, runaway, what have you ...Or, we’re bound to get some trivial celebrity trial that we can cover wall-to-wall”
It’s being reported that actress and comedienne Rosanne Barr has been “badgering” professional sports teams, arenas and other large events, offering to pay them to have cancelled MSNBC host Connie Chung sing the National Anthem “so I can get off that friggin’ monkey off my god-damned back.
Newly-named Juan Valdez Carlos Castaneda said he was disappointed with the National Federation of Coffee Growers in Columbia only minutes after being chosen.
McDonalds Corporation announced this week that by early Fall, not only can you order lunch, you can get a haircut by Ronald McDonald himself, while you eat.
McCuts will debut at a limited number of locations before rolling it out nationally and McDonalds is looking into offering soon after, McNails, a manicure and pedicure service.
Barry Bonds, already under investigation by Major League Baseball, and, possibly facing charges related to his Grand Jury testimony in the Balco case, said that with the steroids and growth hormones he’s on now, “I can hit homeruns, to any part of the park, sitting down”.
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