10. The G8 Summit - Bono doesn't want anyone else getting any PR
9. Any Star Trek Convention
8. Aruba - Island already maxed out with media
7. Fenway Park - Red Sox don't want to take any chances on any new curses
6. Disneyland - Southern Baptists voted new resolution specifically against them
5. The O'Reilly Factor - Well, just the guy is barred; The two woman can come on, but only if they bring a loofa
4. Downing Street - God, the Brits would have to do, yet another, memo on the visit
3. Corporation for Public Broadcasting - They, definitely, are on Ken Tomlinson's "L" list
2. White House Press Room - Scott McClellan and Karl Rove believe that they need therapy
1. Any Tom Cruise Interview - Undoubtedly, they didn't read the research papers and they don't know the subject like Cruise knows it
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