Sunday, June 22, 2008

Top Ten Cloves: Other Possible Reasons Scottish Pupils Don't Do Well In Exams

News Item: Falling exam passes blamed on Wikipedia 'littered with inaccuracies'

10. Tough reading exams, being they're printed on Scottish Tartan paper

9. No time to study - Busy caddying at St. Andrews

8. Stress of Exams makes the kilts feel real itchy

7. Too many hits-to-the-head playing rugby

6. Convinced William Wallace is coming back, freeing them from school

5. It's the goddamn bagpipe music!

4. Hey, you think the Queen of England's kids are any smarter?

3. Low self-esteem due to the horrendous character Mike Myers portrays

2. How do you think you'd do if you had to eat that fucking haggis, morning, noon and night!

1. Study fails to show the ones that passed used The Google

Bonus Links

Wikipedia blamed for test score drop

Warren Street: Either they are morons in Scotland or it's all Wikipedia's fault

News In Brief - Wikimania Attendees Take Over Event; Wikimania Conference Ends Abruptly In Cacophonous Chaos; First Speaker Drowned Out By Attendees With Edits, Footnotes and Sub-Categories

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