News Item: Falling exam passes blamed on Wikipedia 'littered with inaccuracies'
10. Tough reading exams, being they're printed on Scottish Tartan paper
9. No time to study - Busy caddying at St. Andrews
8. Stress of Exams makes the kilts feel real itchy
7. Too many hits-to-the-head playing rugby
6. Convinced William Wallace is coming back, freeing them from school
5. It's the goddamn bagpipe music!
4. Hey, you think the Queen of England's kids are any smarter?
3. Low self-esteem due to the horrendous character Mike Myers portrays
2. How do you think you'd do if you had to eat that fucking haggis, morning, noon and night!
1. Study fails to show the ones that passed used The Google
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