News Item: Review: Windows 7 Is Microsoft’s Best Yet
10. Obama's Birth Certificate
9. The Lost David Letterman Apologies
8. Not sure how, but everytime you use Windows 7, Goldman Sachs employees get bigger bonuses
7. A robust, public healthcare option
6. Even with add-ons, the whole Windows 7 isn't as as big as that Ralph Lauren model's head
5. Your Windows 7 program may, suddenly, take up war with Faux News
4. A special Jay Leno "!0 at 10" with Bill Gates
3. A weird programming fluke allows you to see the CIA file on Lee Harvey Oswald
2. Falcon Henne, hiding
1. Only out 2-days, and it's already editted the Vista entry on Wikipedia, to say how great it was
Bonus Microsoft Riffs
John Battelle: Ballmer Throws A Chair At "F*ing Google"
Google Fires Back At Ballmer ... Microsoft Omitted From Searches; Google Maps Highlight Home
Breaking News! President Makes Unannounced, Surprise Visit To Redmond Tech Giant
Top Ten Cloves: Other Surprising Things Found With Microsoft’s New Windows Vista Software
Friday, October 23, 2009
Top Ten Cloves: Surprising Things Found In Microsoft's Windows 7
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Top Ten Cloves: Other Possible Reasons Scottish Pupils Don't Do Well In Exams
News Item: Falling exam passes blamed on Wikipedia 'littered with inaccuracies'
10. Tough reading exams, being they're printed on Scottish Tartan paper
9. No time to study - Busy caddying at St. Andrews
8. Stress of Exams makes the kilts feel real itchy
7. Too many hits-to-the-head playing rugby
6. Convinced William Wallace is coming back, freeing them from school
5. It's the goddamn bagpipe music!
4. Hey, you think the Queen of England's kids are any smarter?
3. Low self-esteem due to the horrendous character Mike Myers portrays
2. How do you think you'd do if you had to eat that fucking haggis, morning, noon and night!
1. Study fails to show the ones that passed used The Google
Bonus Links
Wikipedia blamed for test score drop
Warren Street: Either they are morons in Scotland or it's all Wikipedia's fault
News In Brief - Wikimania Attendees Take Over Event; Wikimania Conference Ends Abruptly In Cacophonous Chaos; First Speaker Drowned Out By Attendees With Edits, Footnotes and Sub-Categories
