Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Top Ten Cloves: Ways David Letterman Can Get Out of His Sex Scandal

News Item: Judging Potential Hypocrite David Letterman's Sexxxy Extortion Scandal

10. Change the name of his company to Zipped Up and Locked Pants

9. Combine Late Night, with other CBS show, CSI, to investigate and exonerate himself

8. Can get mileage out of "At least my name wasn't in the DC Madam's phone book"

7. Apologize to Sarah Palin, again

6. Quickly, move show to 10:00 PM, revive rivalry with Leno, and media will forget all about it

5. Come out and swear, up-and-down, he was not "Client - 9" and have all attention go back to Eliot Spitzer

4. Call John Edwards, he may have an idea, or two

3. Have Whoopi Goldberg come out and say it wasn't really an "affair-affair"

2. Get Senator John Ensign's parents to pay off the mistress

1. Get Mistress to recant - Say it was really Larry "Bud" Melman she had affair with

1 comment:

Paul said...

Letterman is fine; he never was the “Family Values” type. Yes, he probably cheated on his girlfriend now wife. But at least he does go around claiming he is Mr. “Family Values” like some of our politicians/ preachers (can you just see the grin on all “Fake News” reporters/ commentators and the Palin fringe). This has been a tough summer, for Dave, for our economy but at least he did not end up on the “Republican 2009 Summer of Love” list: Assemblyman, Michael D. Duvall (CA), Senator John Ensign (NV), Senator Paul Stanley (TN), Governor Mark Sanford (SC), Board of Ed Chair, and Kristin Maguire AKA Bridget Keeney (SC).