Monday, June 23, 2008

Top Ten Cloves: Other Things, Besides The Internet, That John McCain May Be Aware Of

News Item: This Is Nice To Know

10. Pretty sure you need to look both ways before crossing the street

9. You mean it's not a requirement to be Vice President that you have to know how to do an Exorcism?

8. Vaguely aware of not to eat yellow snow

7. Has heard you should wait an hour after eating before going swimming

6. It was a Beach Boys song, I'm certain of that ...

5. There are 50 states, right?

4. Those aren't Cindy's own family recipes?

3. After using the restroom, Lavos Sus Manos!

2. Yeah, Yeah ... There's the Sunni and Shi’ia thing ...

1. There are electric can openers now?

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