Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Other Things Jacques Chirac Thinks of England and Finland

10. At least France doesn't have a soccer team owned by an American

9. If London gets the 2012 Olympics, we'll have problem - our teams won't want to eat there

8. Hell, it took me three bottle of wine to get Suomen Tasavallan to crack a smile last time we met

7. I know those Brits still blame us French for the accident

6. The French work 35-hour-week and we're called lazy; Brits pay their people not to work and they have "character"

5. Can't trust people that can't cook … Can't trust people who wear wooden shoes

4. Those Fins, they always call for meetings around Midsummer Day and they know how hard it is to get a taxi

3. I'll bet when Blair and Bush meet, they sit there eating piles of "Freedom Fries"

2. What did Finland put in the Coalition? Two old watchman, who sit there eating turnip pies?

1. Media didn't make as big a fuss over my Champs D'Elysees Memos

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