Top Ten Cloves: Most Surprising Things NASA Discovers With Deep Impact and Comet Tempel 1

10. The oldest Jodie Foster Fan Club

9. A civilization that actually understands Angelina_Jolie

8. Google's main data center

7. All the former lives of Shirley MacLaine

6. Saddam's Weapons of Mass Destruction

5. The Holy Grail, but with a hostile, quadriplegic guarding it

4. A civilization with a much, much cooler iPod -type device

3. Frequency broadcasting the voice of Dan Rather

2. Robert Novak's sources for the Valerie Plame story

1. Family of aliens asking when is Tom Cruise coming home