Sunday, August 02, 2015

Top Ten Cloves: Things You Have Time To Do During A Ronda Rousey Fight

10.  Only enough time to reach into the popcorn bowl

 9.  Name about a third of the Presidents

 8.  Take but one, or two, swigs of your beer

 7.  Maybe enough time to think about judging a book by it's cover

 6.  Time to paint only one or two nails

 5.  Sit back, and if your are quick, get your feet up

 4.  Sing only half of the Alphabet Song

 3.  Put on one shoe
 2.  Spell Ronda Rousey

 1.  Write half of a Tweet

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