Friday, April 21, 2006

Top Ten Cloves: Ways Queen Elizabeth Plans On Celebrating Her 80th Birthday

News Item: Queen Elizabeth celebrates the big 8-0

10. Set up a profile on MySpace.Com and see what all the fuss is about

9. Hang out the “Do Not Disturb” sign on Windsor Castle – The Manchester United team team is coming to visit!

8. Remind the Duchess of Cornwall, Camilla Parker-Bowles, that the Queen Mother lived to be 101

7. Make some prank calls to Silvio Berlusconi and taunt him for losing

6. Take note of Bush gaffe – It’s “The People’s Republic of China”, in case President Hu stops by

5. Two Words – Pub Crawl

4. See if Kate Moss scored anything good that they can party with

3. Dig in to the new Ben & Jerry’s Black and Tan Ice Cream

2. Make some prank calls to Donald Rumsfeld and tell him to resign

1. Ignore Prince Charles’ suggestion to place gift radio in edge of bathtub, so she can listen to BBC while bathing

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