News Item: Rush Limbaugh On the Offensive Against Ad With Michael J. Fox
10. Madonna ... Do I have to say more? ... Sure, she’s acting all motherly and whatnot ... But I know, with virtual certainty that the only reason she wants that Malawian kid is for some sick, twisted ritual with that nutty Kabbalah cult she runs with...
9. Stephen Hawkings... He gave a lecture, my friends, on “Does God Play Dice?”... The question should be, what does Stephen like to play, when he’s running around Las Vegas - and yes, running around, not sitting his little pimp chair ... I happen to know a few cocktail waitress that can answer that question
8. Bob Woodward ... Oh yeah, sure, he’s the big shot reporter... Acts all prim-and-proper ... Let me tell you friends ... He’s on mission ... Been on it since the Nixon days ... He has a grudge against Papa Bush and he’s working his every waking moment on bringing down the son ... He wants nothing more than to take down this President ...
7. That Nobel Peace Prize guy, Muhammad Yunus... Wait’ll you see the dirt on this guy ... It will make the S&L scandal look like penny candy
6. This Barack Obama guy ... He should be re-title his new book to “The Audacity Of Running For President” ... Shake a few branches of that family tree ... Who was the one making money, over there in
5. Mother Teresa - You see this a lot with these “liberal types” ... Sure, when the cameras were around, she’d have all these sick and poor people around here ... As soon as the cameras left ... Bang, she’d jump into her Mercedes and hightail back to her mansion
4. Tammy Duckworth... I’ve seen her playing basketball! ... Basketball! ... I think she only carries around that prosthesis, you know, for the campaign... She’s doing what all Democrats and Liberals do - Act Holier-than-thou and try to get the Sympathy vote
3. That television reporter ... That tow-headed, NBC guy, David Gregory... Mr. I’m-Going-To-Clean-Up- Washington ... His only goal every day is to irritate our President ... Just loves getting under the President’s skin ... I heard, on good authority that he was - Quote - good friends with Mr. Jeff Gannon ... And it was only a lover’s spat that got Gannon, and Talon News, booted out of the White House Press Room ...
2. Larry Page and Sergey Brin... Those Google guys ... Sure, they say they just want to help the world with providing information ... But don’t you believe that for one-second folks ... They have an agenda... Especially after they go out and spend billions to buy that pornographic, YouTube thingy...They just want that every time you hit that “I Feeling Lucky” button, that you get “real lucky” ... If you know what I mean
1. Oprah Winfrey ... Little Ms. Talkshow... Getting everybody to read all kinds of crazy books ... But you know what? She’s the one stirring up things ... Pushin’ for that Obama guy to run for President ... That’s because they have a secret deal ... One of those special handshakes ... ‘Cuz, if this guy gets in, first thing he’s going to do is to legalize same-sex marriage, just so Little Ms. Perfect can go off and marry that friend of hers...
Crooks and Liars has the Video, From 
1 comment:
Man, this is a trip ... You got some great stuff out here ...
Jason
NYC
PS - I'm signing up for your feed!
Post a Comment