It’s probably no surprise, to anyone, that our Garlic Poll Voters had a horse race this week on who would top Santa’s naughty list.
But for former Senator Rick Santorum, it’s gotta be kind of depressing when you finish dead last in an obscure blog’s weekly poll. He has to be thinking that so few had so little Christmas spirit that they wouldn’t even give him a dirty, dusty piece of coal
The Results - The Garlic's Weekly Poll December 24 - December 30, 2006
When it is all said-and-done this Christmas, who will have ended up with more coal in their stocking?
1. Vice President Cheney Tally 35%
2. President Bush Tally 34%
3. Conservative Pundit (Oooh, has that phrase been used before?)
4. Former Congressman, nee Blogger, Tom DeLay Tally 10%
5. Former Senator Rick “Man Bites Dog” Santorum Tally 6%
This week’s Poll - The most glaring thing missing from former President Ford’s funeral (all of them) has been ...
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Keep the headphone on Rick, you don't want to hear that you finished dead last in an obscure blog's poll