Thursday, January 04, 2007

Twelve Days of Dubya ...The Eleventh Day

Editors Note: We’re going Old School and stretching out this Christmas Season with a special Garlic rendition of the holiday classic, The Twelve Days of Christmas, with postings of a stanza each night, beginning tonight, and running through January 6, 2007.

Keeping with the spirit of things, feel free to sing out loud.

Twelve Days of Dubya ...The Eleventh Day

On the eleventh day of Christmas,

my Dubya sent to me

Eleven goats a-petting,

Ten WHIGs a-fabricating,

Nine wards a-flooding,

Eight aides a-spinning,

Seven Signing Statements,

Six priests a-praying,

Five golden lies,

Four of Cheney’s birds,

Three French Freedom Fries,

Two Fed-Soc Judges,

And a backrub at the G8


Twelve Days of Christmas (Or Twelvetide)

A Tip-of-the-Hat to

Twas The Night Before The New Congress

Garlic Christmas Special - David Sedaris Christmas Letter

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