Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: What Mike Brown Is Going To Do Now That He Resigned

10. Since he's already done horses, look for a Dog Show he can hook on with

9. See if that guy in Mississippi still want to sell his land; Good spot for a new casino

8. Make a note, with his next job, to pay attention to what's on television

7. Check if any of the Voodoo people are left in New Orleans to put spells on Gov. Blanco and Mayor Nagin

6. See if he can get on that new Martha Stewart Apprentice Show

5. Make a Video Resume and use the clip where Bush says "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job …"

4. Take lessons on talking loud, ignoring people with opposite view and apply to Fox News

3. Crash at VP Cheney's Secret Bunker until he gets back on his feet

2. Go out for some more Mexican food and margaritas

1. Can stop writing his explanation to President Bush on why the levees broke

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