10. A secret bunker just like Dick Cheney's
9. Someone to teach him how to do a blog
8. Opportunity to host next years' Emmy Awards show
7. A hurricane named Kim Jong il
6. Lifetime, all-access pass to Disneyland China
5. Promise of a "heads-up" if Pat Robertson threatens to assassinate him
4. His own Apprentice show, just like Donald Trump and Martha Stewart
3. A little summer cottage on the Gaza Strip
2. Fully loaded iPod Nano, with the complete catalog of Elton John songs
1. Date with Renee Zellweger now that she's getting unhitched
9. Someone to teach him how to do a blog
8. Opportunity to host next years' Emmy Awards show
7. A hurricane named Kim Jong il
6. Lifetime, all-access pass to Disneyland China
5. Promise of a "heads-up" if Pat Robertson threatens to assassinate him
4. His own Apprentice show, just like Donald Trump and Martha Stewart
3. A little summer cottage on the Gaza Strip
2. Fully loaded iPod Nano, with the complete catalog of Elton John songs
1. Date with Renee Zellweger now that she's getting unhitched
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