Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Top Ten Cloves; What Kim Jong il Really Wants For North Korea To Dismantle Nuclear Program

10. A secret bunker just like Dick Cheney's

9. Someone to teach him how to do a blog

8. Opportunity to host next years' Emmy Awards show

7. A hurricane named Kim Jong il

6. Lifetime, all-access pass to Disneyland China

5. Promise of a "heads-up" if Pat Robertson threatens to assassinate him

4. His own Apprentice show, just like Donald Trump and Martha Stewart

3. A little summer cottage on the Gaza Strip

2. Fully loaded iPod Nano, with the complete catalog of Elton John songs

1. Date with Renee Zellweger now that she's getting unhitched

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