10. Posed to her if she could think of what Martha Stewart and Scooter Libby had in common
9. Told her she had all the time in the world to concentrate on her K-Mart products from now on
8. Fearing violence, had her probation officer tell her
7. Asked her to bake a German Chocolate Cake - in Germany
6. Gave her a Terrell Owens jersey
5. Brought in former GE Chairman "Neutron" Jack Welch to let loose on her
4. When Martha brought up Season Two, was advised that there was "someone else here who doesn't fit in"
3. Forged Donald Trump's signature in a classic "pink slip"
2. Cited a clause in her contract, that if the Chicago White Sox won the World Series, she had to leave
1. Got her a Guest Slot on 'The Office' and are letting them fire her
9. Told her she had all the time in the world to concentrate on her K-Mart products from now on
8. Fearing violence, had her probation officer tell her
7. Asked her to bake a German Chocolate Cake - in Germany
6. Gave her a Terrell Owens jersey
5. Brought in former GE Chairman "Neutron" Jack Welch to let loose on her
4. When Martha brought up Season Two, was advised that there was "someone else here who doesn't fit in"
3. Forged Donald Trump's signature in a classic "pink slip"
2. Cited a clause in her contract, that if the Chicago White Sox won the World Series, she had to leave
1. Got her a Guest Slot on 'The Office' and are letting them fire her
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