Weekend Special - Sautéed Cloves 3 December 2005

A leaked copy of the World Bank's Annual Report shows that, as part of his perk package, President Paul D. Wolfowitz is entitled to a sabre-carrying bodyguard for any and all public appearances




















"Wait a minute, it will come to me ... They're not insurrgents anymore, they're not global terrorists ...Goodness, it's right on the tip of my tongue ..."


The Food and Drug Administration issued a warning this week, that excessive alcohol consumpation during the upcoming Holiday Season, can lead to health problems and "god awful hairdo's"










The California Department of Fish and Game solved a decades-old problem, one that will bring relief to millions of professional and weekend anglers, by capturing a rare photo of "the one that got away"


















British tabloids are rife with speculation of "marital problems" and pub owners are irate as, since the new law that allows 24-hour alcohol sales, Prince Charles has been making the rounds, rarely going home and putting his drinks on the Buckingham Palace tab


As a measure to promote his new 'National Strategy For Victory In Iraq', and attempt to raise his plummeting approval ratings, President Bush will constantly have a billboard placed behind him to "remind the American people of the plan and that its' my plan, my timetable, my victory"

















Additional news reports are surfacing, as The Garlic reported on Friday of the CIA "Blue Hole" newspapers, that along with writing pro-American stories, detainees are also being sent out to hawk the newspapers