Sunday, April 23, 2006

Weekend Special - Sautéed Cloves 23 April 2006









The White House refuted reports that China Protester Wenyi Wang was actually auditioning for the Press Secretary job, soon to be vacated by Scott McClellan















At the same time, the White House denied charges that President Bush grabbed China President Hu's coat, believing that he was stealing White House silverware















Kathleen Harris is said to have filed a law suit against President Bush, claiming trademark infringement. Ms. Harris claims that, when she decided, against advice, to say in the race for Florida Senator, she coined the phrase "I'm a decider"

















Along with keeping the use of nuclear weapons on the table, for possible war with Iran, a new report leaked from the Pentagon details an elaborate program to introduce the Bird Flu into the country














General Peter Pace is said to be having "second thoughts" on his continued endorsement of Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld and plans on "watching him very, very closely" in the days ahead

1 comment:

Reilly Miller said...

What, no photoshop!? Always great to spread the anarchy. Or something.