No word on where she'd rather be, but this has to be - despite Mike Huckabee and what he might say at any given moment - the head-shaker-of-the-day story;
I'm half-surprised the Cable News networks haven't tossed their 24/7 political coverage aside to run hours of loops of the same footage of Britney, accompanied by a parade of Tinsel Town talking heads - the B-Journalists - who, in truth, are very much part of Britney's problems and, exponentially, increase the coverage by running the loops of Anna Nicole Smith, rehashing her sad life and the parallels to Britney ...
Too bad this isn't a Sweeps Month, or that may very well have come to fruition.
I wonder if, like a racetrack's tote board, this jostled the betting at the Dead Pool?
Now, it's time to kick back and wait for the other shoe to drop ... Paris Hilton, complaining that no one has written her obituary yet, or worse, as with her singing, she's going to do it herself ...
Attytood: Thank God the AP is ready for the biggest story of our lifetime
Attaturk: Alert the Pulitzer Prize Committee
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