10. Anchor the British Navy in San Francisco Bay and challenge Steve Jobs to a duel
9. New screensavers of Queen Elizabeth sitting on flying toasters
8. All searches on MSN must be addressed with 'Sire'
7. Declare the Microsoft campus in Redmond Extradition-Free and offer Safe Haven to Martha Stewart
6. Have his developers figure out how to put Longhorn features into suit of armor
5. Digitize the clock in the Tower of London
4. Forcast increase in sales; Issue order all Britians must purchase Microsoft products
3. File motions to dismiss remaining lawsuits against Microsoft, claiming Diplomatic Immunity
2. Fund for Great Britian a plan to invade and take back all the old British colonies
1. Develop new game for Xbox staring himself - and he always wins!
9. New screensavers of Queen Elizabeth sitting on flying toasters
8. All searches on MSN must be addressed with 'Sire'
7. Declare the Microsoft campus in Redmond Extradition-Free and offer Safe Haven to Martha Stewart
6. Have his developers figure out how to put Longhorn features into suit of armor
5. Digitize the clock in the Tower of London
4. Forcast increase in sales; Issue order all Britians must purchase Microsoft products
3. File motions to dismiss remaining lawsuits against Microsoft, claiming Diplomatic Immunity
2. Fund for Great Britian a plan to invade and take back all the old British colonies
1. Develop new game for Xbox staring himself - and he always wins!
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